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2006-12-29 -Lurid Crime Tales-

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Posted by .com 2006-12-29 01:12|| || Front Page|| [3 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Porno bores almost as much as Mariah Carey. She has had more hit singles than the Beatles because there is little talent in the contemporary music market. I listened to American Top 40 in the eighties. Frankly, I wouldn't enjoy even one of the current top 40. Rock died with ZZ-Top.

Posted by Sneaze Shaiting3550 2006-12-29 05:01|| 2006-12-29 05:01|| Front Page Top

#2 IIRC the Supremes [SCOTUS not Motown] has already ruled on the issue of parody and the ability to profit from parody. I'm sure the estate of Harry Caray is preparing an Amicus Brief too.

Posted by Procopius2K 2006-12-29 08:49|| 2006-12-29 08:49|| Front Page Top

#3 Can't tell any difference from the photos.

Posted by ed 2006-12-29 08:59|| 2006-12-29 08:59|| Front Page Top

#4 She also appeared in the 2001 film "Glitter."

If I was her, I'd be suing to have all copies of that burned. People bitch about me turning out crap, but that made "3000 Miles to Graceland" look like " Citizen Kane".

Posted by Kevin Costner 2006-12-29 09:12|| 2006-12-29 09:12|| Front Page Top

#5 What a waste of grapefruit.

Posted by Steve White">Steve White 2006-12-29 09:21|| 2006-12-29 09:21|| Front Page Top

#6 is likely to result in confusion for the consumer

To end the "confusion," how about an out of court settlement, decided by mud wrestling?

Posted by Besoeker 2006-12-29 09:30|| 2006-12-29 09:30|| Front Page Top

#7 I belive mud wrestling has had no standing since the day of English commom law.
Wesson Oil wrestling. That's the modern recognized legal standard. Ask any lawyer.

Posted by tu3031 2006-12-29 09:34|| 2006-12-29 09:34|| Front Page Top

#8 Looking at the photo, I'm thinking: Mariah is natural, but Mary has been enhanced.

There is only one sure way to tell.

Volunteers?

Posted by Mark Z">Mark Z 2006-12-29 10:02|| 2006-12-29 10:02|| Front Page Top

#9 I got my face against the photos, but I still can't tell.

Posted by wxjames 2006-12-29 12:14|| 2006-12-29 12:14|| Front Page Top

#10 Mary Carey maintains that her breasts are real (although she admits to using hair coloring). In fact, in her campaign for Governor, she advocated a large excise tax for cosmetic surgery (to enhance revenues). She also advocated decreased regulation for 'personal entertainment workers'.

What I liked best (other than the fact that she is beautiful) was her campaign slogan which was something like:

"We've been screwed by a Brown, We've been screwed by a Gray. Isn't it time for a blonde/"

Posted by mhw 2006-12-29 12:47|| http://hypocrisy-incorporated.blogspot.com/]">[http://hypocrisy-incorporated.blogspot.com/] 2006-12-29 12:47|| Front Page Top

#11 Mariah plays the Race Card in 5... 4... 3... 2...

Posted by CrazyFool 2006-12-29 12:56|| 2006-12-29 12:56|| Front Page Top

#12 I remember when she was banging Derek Jeter. I think they were trying to create some super race...

Posted by tu3031 2006-12-29 13:04|| 2006-12-29 13:04|| Front Page Top

#13 Mariah Takes On Porn Star
Hot girl-girl action!

Posted by eLarson 2006-12-29 15:30|| http://larsonian.blogspot.com]">[http://larsonian.blogspot.com] 2006-12-29 15:30|| Front Page Top

#14 To end the "confusion," how about an out of court settlement, decided by mud wrestling?

Dunno. Mud covers so much up. Let's go for something I saw on CSI:NY -- lube wrestling!

Posted by Robert Crawford">Robert Crawford 2006-12-29 15:51|| http://www.kloognome.com/]">[http://www.kloognome.com/] 2006-12-29 15:51|| Front Page Top

#15 I'll volunteer to be the ref! ;-)

Posted by gorb 2006-12-29 16:44|| 2006-12-29 16:44|| Front Page Top

#16 Uh-oh, Linebacker Barbie blitzes!

Posted by Vegas Matt 2006-12-29 21:25|| 2006-12-29 21:25|| Front Page Top

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