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2007-02-21 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Fred 2007-02-21 11:25|| || Front Page|| [5 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 She needs rehab, and re-hair.

Posted by Mike 2007-02-21 11:29|| 2007-02-21 11:29|| Front Page Top

#2 She's been in rehab before, but it didn't even last as long as her first marriage.

Posted by Fred 2007-02-21 11:32|| 2007-02-21 11:32|| Front Page Top

#3 I think Drudge is now reporting she checked out of the new one.
Between Brit and room temp Anna, the current news cycle is lowering my IQ a couple of points per day.

Posted by Capsu 78 2007-02-21 11:37|| 2007-02-21 11:37|| Front Page Top

#4 Can they keep her this time?

Posted by DarthVader">DarthVader 2007-02-21 11:38|| 2007-02-21 11:38|| Front Page Top

#5 I'm a trained phrenologist..and if I were't bound by professional ethics I could shock youse.

Posted by RD 2007-02-21 11:44|| 2007-02-21 11:44|| Front Page Top

#6 LOL Dawg!

Posted by Shipman 2007-02-21 12:01|| 2007-02-21 12:01|| Front Page Top

#7 smart: shaving off your hair so KFed-Ex can't have it tested for drugs in the divorce/custody battle

not smart: leaving your hair at the salon so it can be picked up and tested

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2007-02-21 12:34|| 2007-02-21 12:34|| Front Page Top

#8 Nope. Yahoo reports she's checked out again. Less than a day. Maybe they won't let her drink Red Bull and that's a problem.

Posted by Thinemp Whimble2412 2007-02-21 13:19|| 2007-02-21 13:19|| Front Page Top

#9 I don't think she was actually checking into rehab. She was just visiting the gift shop.

Posted by Dar">Dar 2007-02-21 13:22|| 2007-02-21 13:22|| Front Page Top

#10

"Come to me, Britney. I am your des-tiny."

Posted by Anonymoose 2007-02-21 13:24|| 2007-02-21 13:24|| Front Page Top

#11 ROFL Anonymoose!

Posted by Spot">Spot 2007-02-21 16:10|| 2007-02-21 16:10|| Front Page Top

#12 Not the rehab gift shop, the lost and found.

Personally i think the whole thing was a publicity stunt to get sympathy. Yeah she got sympathy for dumping K-Fed but she wants real, worried about her, sympathy. That hit rock bottom root for the underdog kind of sympathy she's gonna need to reboot her career.

Posted by rjschwarz 2007-02-21 17:17|| 2007-02-21 17:17|| Front Page Top

#13 "reboot her career:"
her career is DOS-based. (IOW: DOA)

Posted by USN, Ret. 2007-02-21 17:39|| 2007-02-21 17:39|| Front Page Top

#14 Think things are bad now? Wait 'til the spawn grow up - both Brit's and Anna Nic's...

Posted by M. Murcek">M. Murcek 2007-02-21 17:44|| 2007-02-21 17:44|| Front Page Top

#15 If you ever start a Dead Pool here, I got dibs on her...

Posted by tu3031 2007-02-21 20:27|| 2007-02-21 20:27|| Front Page Top

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