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2007-03-16 Syria-Lebanon-Iran
Iran applies for US visa for Ahmadinejad
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Posted by Fred 2007-03-16 00:00|| || Front Page|| [5 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 Piss off, monkey-boy.
Posted by mojo 2007-03-16 00:33||   2007-03-16 00:33|| Front Page Top

#2 "Welcome to the Hotel California, your Mahdiness. May we get you some fresh towels?"
Posted by Seafarious">Seafarious  2007-03-16 00:44||   2007-03-16 00:44|| Front Page Top

#3 According to Drudge.... He also wants visa's for 25 'security agents' and to leave a 'large group' on the plane at JFK who will not go through US customs.

What the hell does he need to leave a large group on the plane for?
Posted by CrazyFool 2007-03-16 01:05||   2007-03-16 01:05|| Front Page Top

#4 No can do. Monkey boy is a damn sight more of a threat to America than Cat Stevens, and the singer was on a watch list too.
Posted by Jegum the Great3985 2007-03-16 02:57||   2007-03-16 02:57|| Front Page Top

#5 Any chance of an assasination plot set up?????
Posted by Ebbolump Glomotle9608 2007-03-16 06:23||   2007-03-16 06:23|| Front Page Top

#6 EG9608, let's hope so. Somebody needs to off that would-be Hitler ASAP.
Posted by Mac 2007-03-16 06:43||   2007-03-16 06:43|| Front Page Top

#7 I put my faith in the quality of Iranian aircraft maintenance.
Inshallah...
Posted by tu3031 2007-03-16 08:53||   2007-03-16 08:53|| Front Page Top

#8 ...as does the US government it appears...

U.S. will give visa to Iranian president
Posted by tu3031 2007-03-16 11:20||   2007-03-16 11:20|| Front Page Top

#9 I was thinkin. If the US stopped giving visas to despots for their visits to the UN maybe the UN would leave on it's own? Nah. Makes too much sense.
Posted by jds 2007-03-16 11:43||   2007-03-16 11:43|| Front Page Top

#10 Sure, let him come here, but only for the Roach Motel treatment (i.e., no check-out). Ages ago, our government should have declared this maggot persona au gratin.
Posted by Zenster">Zenster  2007-03-16 15:54||   2007-03-16 15:54|| Front Page Top

#11 If it were up to me, that plane would have to be searched before departing for New York. And I'd have to verify that he's still on the plane. I'd give it a fighter escort all the way to the gate too. The guy's too loony-tunes and martyr-happy to be trusted in our airspace. That "large group on the plane" may be a cover for something. Just sayin'.
Posted by Darrell 2007-03-16 16:01||   2007-03-16 16:01|| Front Page Top

#12  persona au gratin

Ah, but Zenster, what cheese would be strong enough to stand up to a stinker like him?
Posted by trailing wife 2007-03-16 16:03||   2007-03-16 16:03|| Front Page Top

#13 "... what cheese would be strong enough to stand up to a stinker like him?"

Well, tw, I was going to go Monty Python on you and retort, “Venezuelan Beaver Cheese!”, but there is a more appropriate and genuine cheese that could only befit a true maggot like Ahmadinejad.

DANGER! — WARNING FOR THOSE WHO HAVE JUST EATEN! — DANGER!


I give you, Casu Marzu. Famed as both an aphrodisiac and source of intestinal parasites, this Sardinian variant of Pecorino cheese (Pecorino Sardo) is purposely infested with larvae of the Cheese Skipper, which are then allowed to breed within the curd. From the link:

At least the name of the food doesn't try and cover what it is - casu marzu translates to "rotten goo", which is an apt description. The brown mass, after the critters - the larvae of Piophila casei - have gone to work, results in a fermented cheese with decomposing fats. The taste is described alternately as vaguely rotten and pungent, or as delicate and piquant, depending on the person. The cheese burns the tongue and throat when eaten. It's claimed to have both aphrodisiac and psychotropic qualities - one person, after his first time eating it, claimed to have a strange crawling sensation on his skin for days.
Some experts declare the cheese to be ripe when the maggots can no longer survive in the partially digested mass, others demand that the larvae must still be living. I'll leave all decisions regarding this criteria to the reader.


Posted by Zenster">Zenster  2007-03-16 17:34||   2007-03-16 17:34|| Front Page Top

#14 Now I'm hungry.
Posted by Shipman 2007-03-16 19:25||   2007-03-16 19:25|| Front Page Top

#15 “Venezuelan Beaver Cheese!”???

LOL
Posted by Frank G">Frank G  2007-03-16 19:46||   2007-03-16 19:46|| Front Page Top

#16 Wenslydale: (lustily) Certainly, sir. What would you like?

Customer: Well, eh, how about a little red Leicester.

Wenslydale: I'm, a-fraid we're fresh out of red Leicester, sir.

Customer: Oh, never mind, how are you on Tilsit?

Wenslydale: I'm afraid we never have that at the end of the week, sir, we get it fresh on Monday.

Customer: Tish tish. No matter. Well, stout yeoman, four ounces of Caerphilly, if you please.

Wenslydale: Ah! It's beeeen on order, sir, for two weeks. Was expecting it this morning.

Customer: 'T's Not my lucky day, is it? Aah, Bel Paese?

Wenslydale: Sorry, sir.

Customer: Red Windsor?

Wenslydale: Normally, sir, yes. Today the van broke down.

Customer: Ah. Stilton?

Wenslydale: Sorry.

Customer: Ementhal? Gruyere?

Wenslydale: No.

Customer: Any Norweigan Jarlsburg, per chance.

Wenslydale: No.

Customer: Lipta?

Wenslydale: No.

Customer: Lancashire?

Wenslydale: No.

Customer: White Stilton?

Wenslydale: No.

Customer: Danish Brew?

Wenslydale: No.

Customer: Double Goucester?

Wenslydale: (pause) No.

Customer: Cheshire?

Wenslydale: No.

Customer: Dorset Bluveny?

Wenslydale: No.

Customer: Brie, Roquefort, Pol le Veq, Port Salut, Savoy Aire, Saint Paulin, Carrier de lest, Bres Bleu, Bruson?

Wenslydale: No.

Customer: Camenbert, perhaps?

Wenslydale: Ah! We have Camenbert, yessir.

Customer: (surprised) You do! Excellent.

Wenslydale: Yessir. It's..ah,.....it's a bit runny...

Customer: Oh, I like it runny.

Wenslydale: Well,.. It's very runny, actually, sir.

Customer: No matter. Fetch hither the fromage de la Belle France! Mmmwah!

Wenslydale: I...think it's a bit runnier than you'll like it, sir.

Customer: I don't care how fucking runny it is. Hand it over with all speed.

Wenslydale: Oooooooooohhh........!

Customer: What now?

Wenslydale: The cat's eaten it.

Customer: (pause) Has he.

Wenslydale: She, sir.

(pause)

Customer: Gouda?

Wenslydale: No.

Customer: Edam?

Wenslydale: No.

Customer: Case Ness?

Wenslydale: No.

Customer: Smoked Austrian?

Wenslydale: No.

Customer: Japanese Sage Darby?

Wenslydale: No, sir.

Customer: You...do *have* some cheese, don't you?

Wenslydale: (brightly) Of course, sir. It's a cheese shop, sir. We've got--

Customer: No no... don't tell me. I'm keen to guess.

Wenslydale: Fair enough.

Customer: Uuuuuh, Wensleydale.

Wenslydale: Yes?

Customer: Ah, well, I'll have some of that!

Wenslydale: Oh! I thought you were talking to me, sir. Mister Wensleydale, that's my name.

(pause)

Customer: Greek Feta?

Wenslydale: Uh, not as such.

Customer: Uuh, Gorgonzola?

Wenslydale: no

Customer: Parmesan,

Wenslydale: no

Customer: Mozarella,

Wenslydale: no

Customer: Paper Cramer,

Wenslydale: no

Customer: Danish Bimbo,

Wenslydale: no

Customer: Czech sheep's milk,

Wenslydale: no

Customer: Venezuelan Beaver Cheese?

Wenslydale: Not *today*, sir, no.

And so forth ...
Posted by Zenster">Zenster  2007-03-16 20:27||   2007-03-16 20:27|| Front Page Top

#17 Truly, truly icky, Zenster. A good match, indeed, and a small slice of Monty Python goes with everything.
Posted by trailing wife 2007-03-16 21:07||   2007-03-16 21:07|| Front Page Top

17:02 gngbnncnbj
23:56 JosephMendiola
23:46 JosephMendiola
23:37 Zenster
23:36 Sneaze
23:30 Zenster
23:24 Zenster
23:22 USN, ret.
23:19 Zenster
23:15 USN, ret.
23:13 Zenster
23:06 USN, ret.
23:03 Frank G
22:57 Jackal
22:54 Zenster
22:49 Frank G
22:47 SR-71
22:43 Whert Bucket7890
22:42 WTF
22:27 Whert Bucket7890
22:26 Zenster
22:19 Zenster
22:17 RD
22:13 RD









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