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2007-04-20 -Short Attention Span Theater-

N.J. Gov. Corzine Still Needs Ventilator

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Posted by Fred 2007-04-20 00:00|| || Front Page|| [6 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Cry me a river and fill it with herring!

Posted by Zenster">Zenster 2007-04-20 00:39|| 2007-04-20 00:39|| Front Page Top

#2 So doctors inserted two catheters in the chest wall that fan out over his injured ribs, delivering healthy doses of local anesthetic, reports Durham. They hope that will help relieve enough pain to reduce the governor's need for morphine.

wow Crash Corzine is f*cked up. I've never heard of thatr anesthetic used in that way. That's alot of pain..

GET WELL GUBS.

Posted by RD">RD 2007-04-20 02:18|| 2007-04-20 02:18|| Front Page Top

#3 Even with this, he's still a better governor than New Jersey's last one.

Posted by Eric Jablow">Eric Jablow 2007-04-20 07:30|| 2007-04-20 07:30|| Front Page Top

#4 He's a better governor than he was before the accident, too.

Posted by Nimble Spemble 2007-04-20 07:41|| 2007-04-20 07:41|| Front Page Top

#5 that's like being a "better mayor than David Dinkins", isn't it?

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2007-04-20 07:41|| 2007-04-20 07:41|| Front Page Top

#6 Hey, his vehicle was traveling over 90 mph. He was not wearing a seat belt. In most States it is the law to wear a seat belt. One of those guys who says: Do as I say. However, it doesn't apply to me.

Posted by JohnQC 2007-04-20 09:33|| 2007-04-20 09:33|| Front Page Top

#7 #6 - Unfortunately for Governor Corzine, he is not exempt from the laws of physics.

Posted by Rambler">Rambler 2007-04-20 09:51|| 2007-04-20 09:51|| Front Page Top

#8 Here's and oldie but a goodie for you, governor...

"Buckle up for safety, buckle up
Buckle up for safety, everybody buckle up!
Show the world you care, by the belt you wear,
Buckle up for safety, everybody buckle up!"

Posted by tu3031 2007-04-20 10:15|| 2007-04-20 10:15|| Front Page Top

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Posted by wxjames 2007-04-20 12:46|| 2007-04-20 12:46|| Front Page Top

#10 Medical note: local delivery of anesthetics to the injured region with a catheter is a new way of delivering pain relief. It means less need for opiates which might depress his respiration. Smart idea, and I've seen it done here.

Posted by Steve White">Steve White 2007-04-20 18:03|| 2007-04-20 18:03|| Front Page Top

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