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2007-05-05 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Paris Hilton sentenced to 45 days in jail

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Posted by Fred 2007-05-05 00:00|| || Front Page|| [4 views since 2007-05-07] Top

Posted by bigjim-ky 2007-05-05 09:31|| 2007-05-05 09:31|| Front Page Top

#2 Her defense was: didn't-know-a-driving-ban-meant-I-couldn't-drive. At least she has money and looks, but that is all.

Posted by Sneaze 2007-05-05 10:01|| 2007-05-05 10:01|| Front Page Top

#3 Her parents are planning on appealing.

What a waste.

Posted by CrazyFool 2007-05-05 10:29|| 2007-05-05 10:29|| Front Page Top

#4 Ace notes: 45 days in jail, which translates in Paris-time to roughly three DUIs, two naked v*gina Ferarri shots, and a whirlwind romance/broken engagement with the Detroit Pistons.

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2007-05-05 11:46|| 2007-05-05 11:46|| Front Page Top

#5 At least she has money and looks,

Well, money at least, looks no.

Posted by Almost Anonymous5839">Almost Anonymous5839 2007-05-05 11:58|| 2007-05-05 11:58|| Front Page Top

#6 what you prefer guys?

Posted by Spamble McGurque4081 2007-05-05 12:07|| 2007-05-05 12:07|| Front Page Top

#7 Paris is a spoiled kid.

Posted by JohnQC 2007-05-05 12:42|| 2007-05-05 12:42|| Front Page Top

#8 My sentiments exactly, bigjim.

Posted by Heriberto Cheasing2312 2007-05-05 14:28|| 2007-05-05 14:28|| Front Page Top

#9 An Appeal is not automatic. Appeals courts NEVER hear appeals unless there is a controversy of law or fact, and RARELY reverse decisions on fact. It is a fact Miss Airhead was caught driving while under license suspension and admitted same. She is going to jail. I wonder if female cons have "bitches."

Posted by Sneaze 2007-05-05 18:53|| 2007-05-05 18:53|| Front Page Top

#10

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Posted by Anonymoose 2007-05-05 19:24|| 2007-05-05 19:24|| Front Page Top

#11 I assume the Paris doll, unlike Barbie, is anatomically correct

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2007-05-05 20:05|| 2007-05-05 20:05|| Front Page Top

#12 Tip for Paris. Martha Stewart says a thoughtful introductory gift for the Boss Dyke goes a long way towards easing the transition into prison life. A lovely velvet fisting glove perhaps...

Posted by tu3031 2007-05-05 20:46|| 2007-05-05 20:46|| Front Page Top

#13 so you're saying it'll be a lot roomier at the Paris Hilton?

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2007-05-05 21:04|| 2007-05-05 21:04|| Front Page Top

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