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2007-05-22 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Bigamist Accused of Proposing to 4 Women

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Posted by Pappy 2007-05-22 00:00|| || Front Page|| [5 views ] Top

#1 Just lock Owens in a room with these four new ones and his other ex-wives.

Posted by Zenster">Zenster 2007-05-22 02:40|| 2007-05-22 02:40|| Front Page Top

#2 Ow Zenster, you've got a mean sreak.

Posted by Redneck Jim 2007-05-22 06:15|| 2007-05-22 06:15|| Front Page Top

#3 It would be a great hit on pay per view. It would need a catchy title though.

Posted by Delphi 2007-05-22 09:19|| 2007-05-22 09:19|| Front Page Top

#4 And the moral of the story? Never marry a slick talkin traveling preacher you meet in a cassino...

Posted by tu3031 2007-05-22 09:43|| 2007-05-22 09:43|| Front Page Top

#5 I can see the commercial now.

Intro:
4 women, 4 frying pans, one squealing bigamist in a big cage - Welllllcome to the TerrorDome! (it's either that or "the v*gina monologue II")

Maybe Bruce Cambell could do the microphone work? I bet we could get FOX to carry it...

Posted by flash91 2007-05-22 13:03|| 2007-05-22 13:03|| Front Page Top

#6 Bishop Anthony Owens said: "I thought it was "big of me" to be married to 8 women." He was ordered to either to move to some country and convert to some religion that approves of such flim flammery or get his head examined.

Posted by JohnQC 2007-05-22 13:12|| 2007-05-22 13:12|| Front Page Top

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