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2007-05-23 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Golfer Killed After Golf Cart Plunges Off Cliff

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Posted by Spot 2007-05-23 08:19|| || Front Page|| [6 views ] Top

#1 He lived up to his name.

Posted by BrerRabbit 2007-05-23 08:29|| 2007-05-23 08:29|| Front Page Top

#2 Was the golf cart equipped with GPS? "Turn right now."

Posted by Jackal">Jackal 2007-05-23 08:44|| http://home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html]">[http://home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html] 2007-05-23 08:44|| Front Page Top

#3 Take a two stroke penalty? Hell, Im going to play it were it laaaaaaaaaaays

Posted by Procopius2k 2007-05-23 09:18|| 2007-05-23 09:18|| Front Page Top

#4 a Metaphor for American House Prices.

Posted by Bright Pebbles in Blairistan 2007-05-23 10:55|| 2007-05-23 10:55|| Front Page Top

#5 We really shouldn't be making fun of this poor guy, but . . . aw, hell! this reminds me of a joke:

Guy comes home from his weekly golf appointment with his buddy Phil in a clearly shaken mood.

"What happened?" his wife asks.

"Phil died."

"Oh, no."

"We were getting ready to tee off on number three when he had a heart attack and just fell to the ground and died right there in front of me."

"Oh! That must have been awful!"

"That was just the beginning. After that, it was: tee off; drag Phil; make the approach shot; drag Phil to the green; hole out; drag Phil to the next tee box; on and on for sixteen holes!"

Posted by Mike 2007-05-23 12:54|| 2007-05-23 12:54|| Front Page Top

#6 #4 reminds me of:
A couple of guys were playing golf when a funeral procession drove by. One golfer removed his hat and stood at attention until it was past. His buddy said "That was very nice of you." The other guy said "It was the least I could do. We would have been married 45 years next month."

Posted by Rambler">Rambler 2007-05-23 14:19|| 2007-05-23 14:19|| Front Page Top

#7 poor copycat of the schmuck that left his rides (car and girlfriend) on the tracks and the Orange Blossom Special turned him into goo and spared the girl... maybe the golf cart isn't a total either....

Posted by USN. Ret. 2007-05-23 14:47|| 2007-05-23 14:47|| Front Page Top

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