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2007-06-05 China-Japan-Koreas

Falling ~~Suicide~~ Mastiff breaks woman's neck

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Posted by Jackal 2007-06-05 00:00|| || Front Page|| [4 views ] Top

#1 Shouldn't it have been raining cats too?

Posted by Eric Jablow">Eric Jablow 2007-06-05 01:01|| 2007-06-05 01:01|| Front Page Top

#2 Krypto he ain't.

Posted by Zenster">Zenster 2007-06-05 01:18|| 2007-06-05 01:18|| Front Page Top

#3 body of the Mastiff was taken away by a woman whose identity was unknown.

Ah free lunch!

Posted by Grusons Darling of the Faith6548 2007-06-05 03:47|| 2007-06-05 03:47|| Front Page Top

#4 A female witness who was selling newspapers nearby said she heard a bang at around 8am, followed by the victim's shout.

Expect that "bang" to be missing from the official white-washed report. This ear-witness clearly heard a bomb yet we are meant to believe "it's raining cats and dogs." Which is easier to believe? That a dog could fly - something that is physically impossible, Google it - or that the Mossad in conjunction with the PLA coordinating anti-jihadi activities in China's far western provinces would use this opportunity to field test a black ops wet-work field implosive device?

Posted by Excalibur 2007-06-05 09:36|| 2007-06-05 09:36|| Front Page Top

#5 This is the first I've heard of a jihadist Mastiff. Why do they hate us?

Posted by JohnQC 2007-06-05 14:27|| 2007-06-05 14:27|| Front Page Top

#6 A witness who was polishing shoes near the site said the animal didn't bark in the air.
Of course not, any flying object typically has safety interlock switches incorporated and the mastiff's audio warning system was activated by a weight on paws switch; no wait, no bark. (weight on paws, or WOP, similiar to the sound the body made on impact. coincidence?)

Posted by USN. Ret. 2007-06-05 14:36|| 2007-06-05 14:36|| Front Page Top

#7 "renowned as a fearsome guard dog, protectors-to-the-death"

His own death, at least....

Wonder why his owner threw him off the balcony?

Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut 2007-06-05 16:23|| http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/]">[http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/] 2007-06-05 16:23|| Front Page Top

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