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2007-08-03 Israel-Palestine-Jordan

Newest Israeli Secret Weapon Used Against Gaza

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Posted by tu3031 2007-08-03 10:34|| || Front Page|| [5 views ] Top
File under: Hamas

#1 big potatoe gun? keep shoting potatoes and your point wi;; be made since they hurt like hell when coming out of one of those things

Posted by sinse 2007-08-03 11:19|| 2007-08-03 11:19|| Front Page Top

#2 Decaying pig parts would also get your message to the Paloes.

Posted by BrerRabbit 2007-08-03 11:22|| 2007-08-03 11:22|| Front Page Top

#3 Time to fabricate a couple of Onangers!
My nephew has built some wicked potato guns though! Good for 300 yds or so.
DanNY

Posted by DanNY 2007-08-03 11:30|| 2007-08-03 11:30|| Front Page Top

#4 Israel, listen, the US has a 20 year lead on you in the development of VPM's (vegetable projectile machines). Just Google "punkin chunkin" and you'll come up with loads of practice proven VPM technology. I'll bet, you could come up with dozens of volunteers to set up VPM's to bombard the Palestinians with vegetable matter.

Posted by JabbaTheTutt">JabbaTheTutt 2007-08-03 11:37|| 2007-08-03 11:37|| Front Page Top

#5 Wait, won't this feed the starving Paleos?

Posted by DarthVader">DarthVader 2007-08-03 11:50|| 2007-08-03 11:50|| Front Page Top

#6 Actually, there is a wonderful subtext to this hilarity. The Israelis are also sending their cretinous Palestinian enemies the unmistakable message of: "There's so much food over here that we can blow it out our ~~asses~~ launch tubes at your worthless starving Palestinian pie holes."

Considering how bad things are in Gaza, it must be enervating as hell to see perfectly edible food rain down in tatters. Especially after their ruination of the greenhouses. Pretty much the equivalent of: "Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time."

Posted by Zenster">Zenster 2007-08-03 11:50|| 2007-08-03 11:50|| Front Page Top

#7 Get the guys from Mythbusters to build a chicken cannon.

Posted by Rob Crawford">Rob Crawford 2007-08-03 11:55|| http://www.kloognome.com/]">[http://www.kloognome.com/] 2007-08-03 11:55|| Front Page Top

#8 You're starving? You poor things... Here, I'll give yez some f$%@king food!

Open wide, Bichiz!

Posted by Mike N. 2007-08-03 12:00|| 2007-08-03 12:00|| Front Page Top

#9 It's the equivalent of putting an entire area in stocks!

Great idea. Ridicule kills inflexible religion.

Posted by Bright Pebbles 2007-08-03 12:29|| 2007-08-03 12:29|| Front Page Top

#10 Great idea. Ridicule kills inflexible religion.

Yup. More cartoons! And this time make them feature length.

Posted by Zenster">Zenster 2007-08-03 12:41|| 2007-08-03 12:41|| Front Page Top

#11 I have to agree with the pig parts idea. Big hunks of fetid dead pig would cause lots of hysteria, and they could hire a few reform Jews to do it.

Israelis at least used to raise lots of pigs, though there was some effort to outlaw it.

Posted by Anonymoose 2007-08-03 12:41|| 2007-08-03 12:41|| Front Page Top

#12 Ouch. Now that is one hell of a taunt. Begs the question, why the hell stop em?

Posted by Icerigger">Icerigger 2007-08-03 12:52|| http://coonlakebeach.com/support_mn_troops.htm]">[http://coonlakebeach.com/support_mn_troops.htm] 2007-08-03 12:52|| Front Page Top

#13 Slightly boil the potato, lace it with ball-bearings and paw's chopped up rusty razor blades, powered by vO5 through a spud gun works wonders for the neighbours. Am working on the Willy Pete version.

Posted by rhodesiafever 2007-08-03 13:03|| 2007-08-03 13:03|| Front Page Top

#14 The citizens of Sderot should check with the denizens of Guffey, Colorado to learn the finer points of launching chickens. About 20 years ago they
began an annual chicken fly in Guffey just for the fun of it. People pay to launch chickens off a 12-foot drop using a rural mail box with both ends removed and a toilet plunger to get them to fly. Of course, activists with United Poultry Concerns object to this fun, but I suppose the Israelis aren't bothered by this bunch. Guffey is also known for running a DemoCAT and a RePUPlican in the mayorial race.

Posted by GK 2007-08-03 14:18|| 2007-08-03 14:18|| Front Page Top

#15 Next up, Pressurized honey wagon unloadings....

Posted by USN, Ret. 2007-08-03 14:29|| 2007-08-03 14:29|| Front Page Top

#16 The Zionist Produce Launcher in action...

http://haaretz.com/hasite/images/iht_daily/D020807/300eggs1_REU.gif

Posted by tu3031 2007-08-03 14:47|| 2007-08-03 14:47|| Front Page Top

#17 Jeebus, USN, Ret., whatcha got against good ole' sewage bacteria? Why would they wanna lower themselves into the land known as Gaza?

Posted by BA 2007-08-03 14:56|| 2007-08-03 14:56|| Front Page Top

#18 Trebuchets aren't that hard to build, and one in England threw a Volkswagen over six miles. Any kind of catapult would work, of course. Cook up a big pig stew, put it in a thin plastic pouch that will splatter when it hits something, and launch away. Hamass will either collapse or surrender within a week.

Posted by Old Patriot">Old Patriot 2007-08-03 14:59|| http://oldpatriot.blogspot.com/]">[http://oldpatriot.blogspot.com/] 2007-08-03 14:59|| Front Page Top

#19 OP, I'd beleive 600 feet or perhaps 600 yards but I think 6 miles for a VW would be pushing it. I do think pig parts in a pigskin capsule would be a great ammunition. Just make sure it holds together til impact (unless a Time Delay fuse is available).

Posted by Throger Thains8048 2007-08-03 15:26|| 2007-08-03 15:26|| Front Page Top

#20 Wait, won't this feed the starving Paleos?

It could be raining soup and the Paleostinians would be carrying forks.

Posted by eLarson 2007-08-03 16:25|| http://larsonian.blogspot.com]">[http://larsonian.blogspot.com] 2007-08-03 16:25|| Front Page Top

#21 No, they'd still be carrying AKs.

Posted by Seafarious">Seafarious 2007-08-03 16:32|| 2007-08-03 16:32|| Front Page Top

#22 I hear the next secret weapon will be a paper bag filled with sh*t and lit on fire.

Posted by PlanetDan">PlanetDan 2007-08-03 18:13|| 2007-08-03 18:13|| Front Page Top

#23 ROLF DAN!!

Posted by Red Dawg">Red Dawg 2007-08-03 21:44|| 2007-08-03 21:44|| Front Page Top

#24 What would Emeril Lagasse do? Somet?hing Creole possibly

Posted by Besoeker 2007-08-03 21:55|| 2007-08-03 21:55|| Front Page Top

#25 Next, they'll fire turkeys. “As G-d is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.”

Posted by Eric Jablow">Eric Jablow 2007-08-03 22:47|| 2007-08-03 22:47|| Front Page Top

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