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2007-10-28 -Short Attention Span Theater-
Terror of the newsroom!
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Posted by Mike 2007-10-28 09:08|| || Front Page|| [6 views ]  Top

#1 THE FACTS ! NO, AHHHHhhhggggaaahhgg...

He's dead Jim.
Posted by wxjames 2007-10-28 12:09||   2007-10-28 12:09|| Front Page Top

#2 "Hey Pinch, look at this!"
"Aaiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Posted by DMFD 2007-10-28 13:41||   2007-10-28 13:41|| Front Page Top

#3 DMFD - that always warms my cockles
Posted by Frank G">Frank G  2007-10-28 13:49||   2007-10-28 13:49|| Front Page Top

#4 Following the chart's slope, ZERO in 2008.
Posted by Redneck Jim 2007-10-28 14:37||   2007-10-28 14:37|| Front Page Top

#5 That's right. Pinch will take it private in '08 and it will become even more partisan for the election.
Posted by Nimble Spemble 2007-10-28 14:47||   2007-10-28 14:47|| Front Page Top

#6 I'm sorry, Mike. The best fake-news prank of all time celebrates its 69th anniversary on Tuesday:


Now I look down the harbor. All manner of boats, overloaded with fleeing population, pulling out from docks.

Streets are all jammed. Noise in crowds like New Year's Eve in city. Wait a minute... The... the enemy is now in sight above the Palisades. Five — five great machines. First one is crossing the river. I can see it from here, wading... wading the Hudson like a man wading through a brook...

A bulletin is handed me...

Martian cylinders are falling all over the country. One outside of Buffalo, one in Chicago... St. Louis... seem to be timed and spaced...

Now the first machine reaches the shore. He stands watching, looking over the city. His steel, cowlish head is even with the skyscrapers. He waits for the others. They rise like a line of new towers on the city's west side...

Now they're lifting their metal hands. This is the end now. Smoke comes out... black smoke, drifting over the city. People in the streets see it now. They're running towards the East River... thousands of them, dropping in like rats.

Now the smoke's spreading faster. It's reached Times Square. People are trying to run away from it, but it's no use. They're falling like flies.

Now the smoke's crossing Sixth Avenue... Fifth Avenue... a... a hundred yards away... it's fifty feet...


2X2L calling CQ... 2X2L calling CQ... 2X2L calling CQ... New York. Isn't there anyone on the air? Isn't there anyone on the air? Isn't there anyone... 2X2L...


Posted by Eric Jablow">Eric Jablow  2007-10-28 20:01||   2007-10-28 20:01|| Front Page Top

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