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2008-01-03 -Short Attention Span Theater-

New Years, Drunk and or Just Stupid? 75 Year Old Man Saddles up Buffalo

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Posted by Icerigger 2008-01-03 06:57|| || Front Page|| [1 views ] Top

#1 The 75-year-old victim

The assumption here is he is a "victim" of his own stupidity.

Posted by DepotGuy 2008-01-03 10:08|| 2008-01-03 10:08|| Front Page Top

#2 There is a good size buffalo herd just outside of town. For anyone who has not had the pleasure to see up up close (I mean, 5 feet) these are not small docile creatures.

Posted by swksvolFF 2008-01-03 10:16|| 2008-01-03 10:16|| Front Page Top

#3 you gotta love his spirit.

Posted by Whomong Guelph4611 2008-01-03 11:36|| 2008-01-03 11:36|| Front Page Top

#4 "...then the buff did a kind of tap-dance on his pointy little head."

Posted by mojo">mojo 2008-01-03 15:32|| 2008-01-03 15:32|| Front Page Top

#5 Might have been mauled too. The buffalo across the way seem to be wearing horns...

Posted by James">James 2008-01-03 17:31|| http://idontknowbut.blogspot.com]">[http://idontknowbut.blogspot.com] 2008-01-03 17:31|| Front Page Top

#6 Mauled, sheesh. Obviously not a connoisseur of animal attacks.

Maybe this was the old coot's last hurrah: Ya know, I always wanted to ride a buffalo. Here, hold my beer.

And even if you did a Sonny Bono, it'd be kind of cool standing around there in Heaven, when someone says "So how'd you croak?" and you say "I was riding a buffalo. Bareback".
"Dude!"

Posted by SteveS 2008-01-03 21:54|| 2008-01-03 21:54|| Front Page Top

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