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2008-01-09 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Fred 2008-01-09 00:00|| || Front Page|| [1 views ] Top

#1 poor Britney, she should have keept her Va J J under wraps.

Posted by RD">RD 2008-01-09 01:47|| 2008-01-09 01:47|| Front Page Top

#2 ION, NEWSVINE > CAMBRIDGE ASTROPHYSICIST GIVES HUMANITY 50:50 IN SURVIVING THIS CENTURY.

What hath Britney wrought???

Posted by JosephMendiola 2008-01-09 02:16|| 2008-01-09 02:16|| Front Page Top

#3 The TV shrink insisted he canceled the taping with Jamie and Lynne Spears "because the Spears situation is too intense at this time, and out of consideration to the family."

Hang on, doesn't she have a sister named Jamie Lynn?
I feel a bit nauseous.

Posted by Gladys 2008-01-09 03:18|| 2008-01-09 03:18|| Front Page Top

#4 Yes, this is certainly related to the War on Terrorism.

Posted by gromky 2008-01-09 04:40|| 2008-01-09 04:40|| Front Page Top

#5 A little momentary distraction for me and thee and a major distraction for the "What War on Terror?" crowd.

Posted by Bobby 2008-01-09 06:42|| 2008-01-09 06:42|| Front Page Top

#6 Dr. Phil's planned sitdown Monday with Britney Spears' parents dissolved into accusations he was exploiting the troubled singer's emotional crackup.

And the parents and sister are experts on exploiting the trouble singer's emotional crackup. They don't neen any pointers from the Good Doctor.

Spears - a trainwreck which just keeps crashing.

Posted by CrazyFool 2008-01-09 08:20|| 2008-01-09 08:20|| Front Page Top

#7 I'm such a mess, it's killin me (and I)
In Doctor Phil, I still believe (still believe)
Too many drugs, I've lost my mind
Give me a sign, exploit me baby one more time!

Posted by Mike 2008-01-09 08:49|| 2008-01-09 08:49|| Front Page Top

#8 "Parentin Be Hard": by Mama Spearz
Chapter 60: Doctir Fill Xploits us. Whatz xploit mean?

Posted by tu3031 2008-01-09 09:06|| 2008-01-09 09:06|| Front Page Top

#9 Let's also take aim at the entertainment industry that lined its pockets and bottomline on the use and abuse of the child/teenager/adult here. If there ever was a model of exploitation of the worker by the grubby money hungry capitalists, this is a poster child. Guess all that socialist spewing drivel from Hollyweird is their concept of penance.

Posted by Procopius2k 2008-01-09 09:34|| 2008-01-09 09:34|| Front Page Top

#10 CAMBRIDGE ASTROPHYSICIST GIVES HUMANITY 50:50 IN SURVIVING THIS CENTURY

That's ok for me, I have virtually no actual chance of surviving this century.

Posted by anonymous5089 2008-01-09 12:04|| 2008-01-09 12:04|| Front Page Top

#11 Her Dad's name is James and the mom's name is Lynn. They named the other daughter Jamie Lynn -how country of them methinks. Anyway, Dr. Phil and Britney do share some similarities - they're both tacky whores.

Posted by Broadhead6 2008-01-09 12:33|| 2008-01-09 12:33|| Front Page Top

#12 Doctor/patient confidentiality. Ethical problem. Lawsuit. Get 'im, Jamie. Oh, and if you need a good lawyer, John Edwards might be available sometime soon.

Posted by Ebbang Uluque6305 2008-01-09 12:46|| 2008-01-09 12:46|| Front Page Top

#13 Just in, Philly decides to do a show titled "Whitey Is Bad" on racism with Al Sharton as a guest.

Then the prick woke up and realized he'd done that show already.

Posted by Icerigger 2008-01-09 13:00|| http://coonlakebeach.com/support_mn_troops.htm]">[http://coonlakebeach.com/support_mn_troops.htm] 2008-01-09 13:00|| Front Page Top

#14 gromky, have you ever listened too Britneys songs, they are certainly terrorism

Posted by sinse 2008-01-09 13:34|| 2008-01-09 13:34|| Front Page Top

#15 Dr. Philth...

Philth Donahue

Larry Kink...

All these lefties never met a pervert or loser they didn't want to exploit for ratings...

Posted by M. Murcek">M. Murcek 2008-01-09 14:16|| 2008-01-09 14:16|| Front Page Top

#16 What ever makes momma and pappa look good is fine for TV. But help for the kid on national TV? NO WAY! That may make momma and pappa look bad during the final analysis. Stay the course!

... and I thought the girl was old enough to make up her own mind about things. Oops, that would mean no more millions for Management (mom and pop).

Posted by www 2008-01-09 15:55|| 2008-01-09 15:55|| Front Page Top

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