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2008-03-08 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Fred 2008-03-08 00:00|| || Front Page|| [5 views ] Top

#1 $30,000,000. Man, thats some loonggg dong!

Posted by Ulavising Munster4169 2008-03-08 01:40|| 2008-03-08 01:40|| Front Page Top

#2 "Destroying them all is really a big problem," agriculture ministry official Nguyen Thanh Son was quoted as saying. "I think the Vietnam animal health department should take some samples, conduct tests and see how dangerous the hamsters in Vietnam really are."

Heh heh, we ate the tart girl reporter AND that grotesque official right after we made them file that report!

fyi, gubmint officials are poor quality stringy eats no matter how fat they are... but Young Children.. now they are the BEST GRUB OF ALL Buwahahaha..

Posted by Crazed Homicidal Hamster R-US">Crazed Homicidal Hamster R-US 2008-03-08 06:56|| 2008-03-08 06:56|| Front Page Top

#3 Richard Gere could not be reached for comment.

Posted by no mo uro 2008-03-08 06:59|| 2008-03-08 06:59|| Front Page Top

#4 Their money is called a Dong?
Oh, boy.

Posted by bigjim-ky 2008-03-08 09:11|| 2008-03-08 09:11|| Front Page Top

#5 Oh hah hah hah. It's a furry little rodent story so let's throw Richard Gere's name in there for some cheap laughs. Very funny assholes hah hah hah...

Posted by Richard Gere 2008-03-08 11:11|| 2008-03-08 11:11|| Front Page Top

#6 Besides, everyone knows it was a gerbil!

Posted by Richard Gere 2008-03-08 12:28|| 2008-03-08 12:28|| Front Page Top

#7 revenge is best served cold..

1975: Hanoi & the NVA celebrated their takeover in the South a little too damn early.
SOG teams inserted back into South Vietnam in the Fall of 1975 and planted 30 colonies of *Humping Hamsters.

*WMD HH [WMD Hamsters] were bred on a farm in Virginia USA circa 1966.
They proved to be so dangerous that they had to be contained in Maraging steel Cages.
[so secrete it may not have been invented yet]

Posted by RD">RD 2008-03-08 13:58|| 2008-03-08 13:58|| Front Page Top

#8 "Very funny assholes"

If you say so...

Posted by no mo uro 2008-03-08 16:11|| 2008-03-08 16:11|| Front Page Top

#9 Laugh now Gerbil Boy, but I hear the Viets have a bounty on your a$$.

Posted by ed 2008-03-08 18:39|| 2008-03-08 18:39|| Front Page Top

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