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2008-03-26 -Lurid Crime Tales-

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Posted by Fred 2008-03-26 00:00|| || Front Page|| [4 views ] Top

#1 Business must be pretty slow for the vice squad if these old fahrts are their prime catch of the day.

Posted by tipover 2008-03-26 01:43|| 2008-03-26 01:43|| Front Page Top

#2 "Ninety-three is kind of old"

Besides, the smell of burning rubber makes my asthma act up.

Posted by gorb 2008-03-26 03:50|| 2008-03-26 03:50|| Front Page Top

#3 These men are heroes, and should be role models!

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2008-03-26 07:45|| 2008-03-26 07:45|| Front Page Top

#4 Before the arrival of the Blue Pill, the DA would have had a hard time making the case hold up in court.

Posted by Procopius2k 2008-03-26 08:03|| 2008-03-26 08:03|| Front Page Top

#5 he saw her sitting at a bus stop "with her boobs honkers groodies (breasts) hanging out."

I thought it was illegal hunting on a baited field?

Posted by BrerRabbit 2008-03-26 08:37|| 2008-03-26 08:37|| Front Page Top

#6 Dad!!

Posted by Beavis 2008-03-26 08:37|| 2008-03-26 08:37|| Front Page Top

#7 What a fine use of taxpayer dollars....

Posted by john frum 2008-03-26 12:08|| 2008-03-26 12:08|| Front Page Top

#8 #3 These men are heroes, and should be role models!

I concur! what a total gyp, if I were the Judge I'd make the female cop consummate the transaction!

#7 What a fine use of taxpayer dollars....

snark '0 day! >:)

Posted by RD">RD 2008-03-26 13:39|| 2008-03-26 13:39|| Front Page Top

#9 At 93, I think these old codgers are dealing in fantasy and wishful thinking. These undercover prostitution stings border on entrapment. Besides, having fake prostitutes (undercover police) in the neighborhood detracts from the neighborhood and encourages criminal activity just as do real hookers.

Posted by JohnQC 2008-03-26 18:29|| 2008-03-26 18:29|| Front Page Top

#10 The old man was greeted with giggles from the girls at the cat house. One of them said, "His money is good, back in a sec!", winking at the other girls.

She had to help the old guy up the stairs, then took off her clothes and lay down in bed.

She was pretty surprised when he doffed his trousers, and thought that 40 years before, he must have been something popular with a tool like that.

She started giggling when he put on an extra large condom. What's the use?

But she was puzzled when he started shoving wads of cotton into his ears, then up his nose as well.

"What's dat for?", she asked.

"If there's one thing I cain't abide worse," he said, "than the sound of a woman screamin', it's the smell of rubber burnin'."

Posted by Anonymoose 2008-03-26 19:31|| 2008-03-26 19:31|| Front Page Top

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