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2008-04-14 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Ninjas pepper strippers with pink paintballs

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Posted by tu3031 2008-04-14 15:19|| || Front Page|| [4 views ] Top

#1 . . . both the dancer and the other woman drove from the club in a green mini van . . .

In the economic ruin which is George W. Bush's AmeriKKKa, soccer moms are forced to moonlight as exotic dancers to make ends meet.

Posted by Mike 2008-04-14 15:51|| 2008-04-14 15:51|| Front Page Top

#2 Careful Mike, the Kos Kiddies will pick right up on that ...

Posted by Steve White">Steve White 2008-04-14 16:08|| 2008-04-14 16:08|| Front Page Top

#3 Ah, the annual Stripper Hunt. Brings back fond memories, it does...

Posted by Chief Running Gag">Chief Running Gag 2008-04-14 16:49|| 2008-04-14 16:49|| Front Page Top

#4 Is this one of those entries in the New York Post's all-time greatest headlines vote?

Posted by Angie Schultz 2008-04-14 16:56|| 2008-04-14 16:56|| Front Page Top

#5 Yup, unfortunately it does.

Posted by Col B. Guano (eret.) 2008-04-14 16:57|| 2008-04-14 16:57|| Front Page Top

#6 and a bar top stained in a patchwork of flamingo splotches

The staff writer for this piece (a Mr. LaForgia) paints a purty picture, reminiscent of a form of novel only my wife reads.

He missed his calling.

Posted by Mullah Richard 2008-04-14 17:14|| 2008-04-14 17:14|| Front Page Top

#7 Paintballs hurt like h-e-double-hockey sticks. Yikes.

Posted by Seafarious 2008-04-14 17:36|| 2008-04-14 17:36|| Front Page Top

#8 51-year-old stripper: "he hit my breasts with paintballs"
Shooter: "I was aiming for her knees. They got in the way"

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2008-04-14 18:40|| 2008-04-14 18:40|| Front Page Top

#9 Alright Frank, how do I get these salsa stains off of my screen?

Posted by Glenmore">Glenmore 2008-04-14 19:24|| 2008-04-14 19:24|| Front Page Top

#10 My work here is done

;-)

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2008-04-14 19:30|| 2008-04-14 19:30|| Front Page Top

#11 "Soccer Moms" is sooooooooo 2005 > its "NASCAR MOMS" now.

YESTERDAY > CGI-Photoshop + VICTORIA'S SECRET = putting sexy slinky, Anorexic/Bulimic-and-Proud Supermodel Heads on PLUS-SIZED+ FEMME BODIES TO SELL LINGERIE FASHIONS???

WHAT HATH THE "MCCAIN GIRLS" WROUGHT ON UNSUSPECTING POST 9-11 UNITARIAN SOCIALIST AMERIKA???

Posted by JosephMendiola 2008-04-14 19:42|| 2008-04-14 19:42|| Front Page Top

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