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2008-04-29 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Chilean mayor to offer free Viagra to older men - hard up for votes

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Posted by GolfBravoUSMC 2008-04-29 03:03|| || Front Page|| [5 views ] Top

#1 He's taking such a rigid position on the issue.

[rimshot]

Posted by Mike 2008-04-29 06:17|| 2008-04-29 06:17|| Front Page Top

#2 Why would all those old guys want to put a brand-new flagpole on a condemmed building?

Posted by Deacon Blues">Deacon Blues 2008-04-29 11:14|| 2008-04-29 11:14|| Front Page Top

#3 someone sent me a "Words of Wisdom" email yesterday with one by the esteemed Willie Nelson: "I outlived my dick"

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2008-04-29 11:24|| 2008-04-29 11:24|| Front Page Top

#4 Or as George Burns once said, "sex at age 90 is like shooting pool with a rope."

Posted by Steve White">Steve White 2008-04-29 11:40|| 2008-04-29 11:40|| Front Page Top

#5 Maybe they want to prevent the following conversation during sex:

Female Question: Is it in yet?

Male Answer: Yeah, all but the head!

Posted by GolfBravoUSMC 2008-04-29 13:56|| 2008-04-29 13:56|| Front Page Top

#6 A guy I golf with was saying the other day that his wife asked him to get a script for the the Big Blue V. He did. He bitched about the cost per pill - about $13.00 each. Things between them didn't improve and she wasn't amused.

He had to explain to her that the Big Blue V doesn't instill DESIRE. She actually thought it did. The guy has been married to the same woman for almost 40 years and both are in their mid 60's. If you gave the guy his choice he'd rather play golf than have sex with his wife of almost 40 years.

You think he's mal-adjusted? I don't. I think he is perectly normal.

Posted by MarkZ 2008-04-29 19:39|| 2008-04-29 19:39|| Front Page Top

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