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2008-05-03 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Sexual predator: Seal's sex attack on penguin

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Posted by Steve White 2008-05-03 00:00|| || Front Page|| [1 views ] Top

#1 "The love that dare not squawk its name"

*snort*

Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut 2008-05-03 00:34|| http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/]">[http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/] 2008-05-03 00:34|| Front Page Top

#2 that the seal's motives, beyond the obvious, were unclear.

Maybe the seal wanted seaguin babies.

Posted by Tepes 2008-05-03 03:11|| 2008-05-03 03:11|| Front Page Top

#3 That's why we call them "animals."

Posted by Mike 2008-05-03 07:47|| 2008-05-03 07:47|| Front Page Top

#4 "Didja blow a Seal?" "No, that's icecream".

Posted by Deacon Blues">Deacon Blues 2008-05-03 09:03|| 2008-05-03 09:03|| Front Page Top

#5 I always get them confused. Seals are the one without feathers?

Posted by George Smiley 2008-05-03 09:37|| 2008-05-03 09:37|| Front Page Top

#6 baby penguins aren't "The Veal of the Sea"

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2008-05-03 09:45|| 2008-05-03 09:45|| Front Page Top

#7 Can this romance be saved or is it doomed? Must be a donk plan to promote diversity and multiculturalism.

Posted by JohnQC 2008-05-03 10:55|| 2008-05-03 10:55|| Front Page Top

#8 ... stop! un-~~hand~~ flipper me you brute! ...

Posted by RD">RD 2008-05-03 11:22|| 2008-05-03 11:22|| Front Page Top

#9 Talibian seal. Thought the penguin was a goat.

Posted by Glenmore">Glenmore 2008-05-03 12:14|| 2008-05-03 12:14|| Front Page Top

#10 "Why the seal attempted to have sex with the penguin is unclear."

I like Glenn Reynolds' response: "I'm going with 'because he thought it was worth a shot.'" :-D

Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut 2008-05-03 14:50|| http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/]">[http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/] 2008-05-03 14:50|| Front Page Top

#11 Any port in a storm, I guess.

Posted by Sonny Joluck1724 2008-05-03 15:55|| 2008-05-03 15:55|| Front Page Top

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