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2008-05-07 Europe

Kuwaiti charged with Brazil Jews hostage-taking

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Posted by Steve White 2008-05-07 00:00|| || Front Page|| [1 views ] Top

#1 Welcome to Islam RPG! You have entered a dark cave which smells slightly of camel and goat urine.

Here are your options:
1) Give up booze, rock n roll and general fun. Grow a wispy beard & starve for one month of the year. Sleep deprivation is also mandated with the requirement to bang your head on the floor five times a day occurring at approx three in the morning and again at five thirty. Loony tunes uniform of jacked up pyjamas provided.

2) Leave Islam. No need to give up booze, in fact you will probably need to drink quite a bit to be able to deal with the stresses of alienation by all of your kin and the constant worry of being killed as an apostate. However, your booze drinking could be drastically reduced to zero following a beheading.

3) Kidnap and kill a few Jews and / or infidels. Jihad Fi S'abillah entitles you to continue to drink booze under the auspices of infiltrating the enemy. Cheers!

Which option will you choose: 1, 2, or 3?

Posted by Admiral Allan Ackbar 2008-05-07 08:23|| 2008-05-07 08:23|| Front Page Top

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