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2008-05-20 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Fred 2008-05-20 00:00|| || Front Page|| [2 views ] Top

#1 "Time not important, life important"

The Fifth Element Priest: "Yes, yes, but please hurry!"

Posted by Spike Uniter 2008-05-20 01:34|| 2008-05-20 01:34|| Front Page Top

#2 Timing!

Posted by Hupoling Guelph4026 2008-05-20 02:24|| 2008-05-20 02:24|| Front Page Top

#3 Rip Van Winkle? Is that you?

Posted by Raj 2008-05-20 08:22|| 2008-05-20 08:22|| Front Page Top

#4 Anybody have the heart to tell him about JFK yet?

Posted by tu3031 2008-05-20 09:11|| 2008-05-20 09:11|| Front Page Top

#5 Give him a break, he's in Berlin, standing in front of the Brandenburg gate. What's he supposed to talk about?

Posted by Grunter 2008-05-20 09:24|| 2008-05-20 09:24|| Front Page Top

#6 Being a pastry?

Ich bin ein Berliner.

Posted by Procopius2k 2008-05-20 10:19|| 2008-05-20 10:19|| Front Page Top

#7 Gunga galunga...gunga, gunga-galunga.

Posted by The Dalai Lama 2008-05-20 10:31|| 2008-05-20 10:31|| Front Page Top

#8 "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know."

Posted by Carl Spackler 2008-05-20 12:55|| 2008-05-20 12:55|| Front Page Top

#9 Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.

Posted by The Dalai Lama 2008-05-20 12:55|| 2008-05-20 12:55|| Front Page Top

#10 So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

Posted by Carl Spackler 2008-05-20 12:56|| 2008-05-20 12:56|| Front Page Top

#11 /guffaw

Great movie.

Judge Smails: You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. I mean, he's been club champion for three years running and I'm no slouch myself.

Ty Webb: Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a tremendous slouch.

Posted by OldSpook 2008-05-20 13:00|| 2008-05-20 13:00|| Front Page Top

#12 Hilarious movie. Cindy Morgan's (Lacey Underall) strut down the side of that pool is something not to be missed! Hey, Fred! When is Cindy going to be on the front page?

Posted by Chinegum McGurque5166 2008-05-20 20:54|| 2008-05-20 20:54|| Front Page Top

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