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2008-06-09 -Short Attention Span Theater-
Paris Hilton's marry hurry
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Posted by Fred 2008-06-09 00:00|| || Front Page|| [1 views ]  Top

#1 My Dilemma.

I can't decide whether Skunk or Skank best describes Paris Hilton??

/help
Posted by RD">RD  2008-06-09 01:03||   2008-06-09 01:03|| Front Page Top

#2 She can't be the skank. Amy Winehouse wins that title hands down.
Posted by JimK 2008-06-09 06:44||   2008-06-09 06:44|| Front Page Top

#3 White dress?
AYFKM?

Paris, Britney, and those other strumpets quit wearing panties when somebody told them that public utilities are required to be open for inspection at all times in California.
Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2008-06-09 07:56||   2008-06-09 07:56|| Front Page Top

#4 Paris, Britney, and those other strumpets quit wearing panties when somebody told them that public utilities are required to be open for inspection at all times in California.

ROLF! I spit coffee Damn IT AC! LMAO!
now my keybox8*ard doe(` wor&

/>:)
Posted by RD">RD  2008-06-09 11:50||   2008-06-09 11:50|| Front Page Top

#5 I think Miss Hilton is starting to reach some sad conclusions. First of all, the old man with the money hates her and her sister, and is not going to give them a dime. Second, that she doesn't have a heck of a lot of ways to make money. And third, that a well to do husband might at least keep her in Gucci blue jeans.
Posted by Anonymoose 2008-06-09 13:59||   2008-06-09 13:59|| Front Page Top

#6 AC is the definite winner of the Snark o' the Day™ Award. :-D
Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut  2008-06-09 14:42|| http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/]">[http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/]  2008-06-09 14:42|| Front Page Top

#7 You're kidding right 'moose? She made like mid-high 8 figures last year on her little cult of personality. Even if she's yesterday's news she's no longer in need of the family's money.
Posted by AzCat 2008-06-09 18:10||   2008-06-09 18:10|| Front Page Top

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