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2008-06-14 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Fred 2008-06-14 00:00|| || Front Page|| [4 views ] Top

#1 And in commemoration of this news story, I bring ye this song:

MAIDS WHEN YOU'RE YOUNG
Traditional (Celtic)

An old man came courting me, hey ding a doorum dah
An old man came courting me, me being young.
An old man came courting me, all for his wife to be,
Maids when you're young never wed an old man.

CHORUS:
For he's got no faloo doo rum, fal diddle oo doo rum,
He's got no faloo doo rum, fal diddle day.
He's got no faloo doo rum, lost his ding doo reeum,
Maids when you're young never wed an old man.

When this old man comes to bed, hey ding a doorum dah
When this old man comes to bed, me being young.
When this old man comes to bed, he lays like a lump of lead,
Maids when you're young never wed an old man.

REPEAT CHORUS

When this old man goes to sleep, hey ding a doorum dah
When this old man goes to sleep, me being young.
When this old man goes to sleep, out of bed I do creep,
Into the arms of a handsome young man.

REPEAT CHORUS

I wish this old man would die, hey ding a doorum dah
I wish this old man would die, me being young.
I wish this old man would die, I'd make the money fly,
Girls for your sakes never wed an old man.

REPEAT CHORUS

A young man is my delight, hey ding a doorum dah
A young man is my delight, me being young.
A young man is my delight, he'll kiss you day and night,
Maids when you're young never wed an old man.

REPEAT CHORUS

Posted by Alaska Paul back home 2008-06-14 03:27|| 2008-06-14 03:27|| Front Page Top

#2 G'D Egypt is poking its nose into the private affaits of Mankind AGAIN!

I ~~hope~~ am planning to marry several 18-45 year old women myself yet!!

Posted by RD">RD 2008-06-14 06:46|| 2008-06-14 06:46|| Front Page Top

#3 When this old man comes to bed, hey ding a doorum dah
When this old man comes to bed, me being young.
When this old man comes to bed, he lays like a lump of lead,
Maids when you're young never wed an old man.

I do officially protest al-Aska Paul!

>;)
/...and Ima ain't no "lump 'O Lead Yet"!
Ima grateful Old Lump intead!

Posted by RD">RD 2008-06-14 08:12|| 2008-06-14 08:12|| Front Page Top

#4 Hey, RD, it's just a song.......heh.

Posted by Alaska Paul back home 2008-06-14 12:11|| 2008-06-14 12:11|| Front Page Top

#5 Hey, RD, it's just a song.......heh.

>;) Ima just being a fool AP!

Posted by RD">RD 2008-06-14 20:35|| 2008-06-14 20:35|| Front Page Top

#6 RD, try this:

"there's a lump o' lead in a stiff pencil, baby..."

or,...better....let it go

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2008-06-14 21:19|| 2008-06-14 21:19|| Front Page Top

#7 RD, try this:

"there's a lump o' lead in a stiff pencil, baby..."

or,...better....let it go
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LOL!

I told Gina that It was my MAN-ly RIGHT to have a couple of young girlz [18+] for back up... but she's been strangely silent since this morning.. like she hasn't called me for our usual git together tonight?

/I wonder... gee-whiz ima mentally tired now... gudnight >:)

Posted by RD">RD 2008-06-14 22:10|| 2008-06-14 22:10|| Front Page Top

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