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2008-06-27 Europe

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Posted by lotp 2008-06-27 00:00|| || Front Page|| [1 views ] Top

#1 "Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair."

Posted by Anonymoose 2008-06-27 00:28|| 2008-06-27 00:28|| Front Page Top

#2 Anonymoose, you're a very bad person.

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2008-06-27 04:23|| 2008-06-27 04:23|| Front Page Top

#3 Did you enter that in this year's Bulwer-Lytton contest?

Posted by Eric Jablow">Eric Jablow 2008-06-27 07:24|| 2008-06-27 07:24|| Front Page Top

#4 LOL, Moose! There are also size restrictions for carrots and quite a few more fruits and vegetables which leads to fewer foods in the market and could lead to a shortage. Bugwits.

Posted by Deacon Blues">Deacon Blues 2008-06-27 07:25|| 2008-06-27 07:25|| Front Page Top

#5 Who elected these loons?

Oh, right....Never mind

Posted by Mullah Richard 2008-06-27 08:03|| 2008-06-27 08:03|| Front Page Top

#6 Eric Jablow: Right the first time, in that it was a winning entry in the Bulwer-Lytton contest, years ago.

Posted by Anonymoose 2008-06-27 09:56|| 2008-06-27 09:56|| Front Page Top

#7 There are also size restrictions for carrots and quite a few more fruits and vegetables ...

Not only size - I recall something about standards for the curvature of bananas.

Posted by xbalanke 2008-06-27 10:32|| 2008-06-27 10:32|| Front Page Top

#8 3dc's kiwi on a new trellis. It crushed the last one. No fruit as it strangled the previous male. New male planted a ways away.

Posted by 3dc 2008-06-27 12:10|| 2008-06-27 12:10|| Front Page Top

#9 If they are regulating the size and curvature of bananas, I'm beginning to worry about what might be next. It would make about as much sense. I'm pretty sure lotp might not be able to contain herself as well as she did today if this continues.

Posted by gorb 2008-06-27 15:46|| 2008-06-27 15:46|| Front Page Top

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