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2008-06-28 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Man accused of fork, frozen chicken attacks

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Posted by Fred 2008-06-28 00:00|| || Front Page|| [1 views ] Top

#1 Good thing he didn't hit a Cop. He'd be a Cop Sockin' Mother Forker.

Posted by Deacon Blues">Deacon Blues 2008-06-28 07:10|| 2008-06-28 07:10|| Front Page Top

#2 Go to your room, Deacon LOL

Posted by lotp 2008-06-28 08:51|| 2008-06-28 08:51|| Front Page Top

#3 Well he did resist an officer. So there's hope yet he achieved that title Deacon. LOL

Posted by CrazyFool 2008-06-28 09:11|| 2008-06-28 09:11|| Front Page Top

#4 So where are all of the demands that forks be outlawed?

And while they're at it - frozen chickens too!

Posted by WTF 2008-06-28 09:41|| 2008-06-28 09:41|| Front Page Top

#5 Deacon Deacon Deacon *shakes head*

wish I'd thought of that

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2008-06-28 12:18|| 2008-06-28 12:18|| Front Page Top

#6 Deacon! clean that up with a spork!

Cop Sockin' Mother Sporker

see... not as dirty as a Mother F-er

Posted by RD">RD 2008-06-28 13:05|| 2008-06-28 13:05|| Front Page Top

#7 Homerun Deacon. Right oughta the ballpark.

Posted by Woozle Elmeter 2700 2008-06-28 13:11|| 2008-06-28 13:11|| Front Page Top

#8 If you commit a respectable felony, they will treat you a world better. Senseless b.s. like this will get you roughed up and railroaded in court. T

Posted by bigjim-ky 2008-06-28 18:55|| 2008-06-28 18:55|| Front Page Top

#9 we must having forking chicken control!

Posted by badabump.">badabump. 2008-06-28 20:04|| 2008-06-28 20:04|| Front Page Top

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