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2008-07-01 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by tu3031 2008-07-01 00:00|| || Front Page|| [3 views ] Top

#1 Hehe - I take it the Zebras' dastardly plan of fool-proof anti-human camouflageey didn't pan out???

* "I dunno, Chief, I see a long slow line of 4-legged Pigs wid Black "Z"'s in front of 'em. Its either a Stealth Terror Weapon or the Pigs have learned to distort the Time-Space Continuum - better send in the Army on this one"!

Posted by JosephMendiola 2008-07-01 00:29|| 2008-07-01 00:29|| Front Page Top

#2 Well the buzz from the bees is that the leopards are in a bit of a spot. And the baboons are going ape over this. Of course, the giraffes are acting like they're above it all... The tick birds are pecking on the elephants. I told the elephants to forget it, but they can't. The cheetahs are hard up, but I always say, cheetahs never prosper...

--Zazu, The Lion King

Posted by Mike 2008-07-01 06:14|| 2008-07-01 06:14|| Front Page Top

#3 'You have to imagine somebody rubbing his eyes first thing in the morning and saying, 'Am I seeing things or is that 15 camels walking past?'

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit doing 'shrooms."

Posted by swksvolFF 2008-07-01 12:35|| 2008-07-01 12:35|| Front Page Top

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