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2008-08-29 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Hizb'allah Security Honcho Dies By Falling Off Of a Building

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Posted by charger 2008-08-29 15:24|| || Front Page|| [3 views ] Top

#1 Ahhh, "obscure curcumstances".
I'll add it to my list.

Posted by tu3031 2008-08-29 16:19|| 2008-08-29 16:19|| Front Page Top

#2 Tough day for terrorist scumbags...

Gaza Ma'an Sherif Zaqqout, a senior leader of the Al-Qassam Brigades, died of a heart attack in the city of Jabalia in the northern Gaza Strip.
The Brigades, part of the military wing of Hamas, sent the news in a statement on Friday morning.

Posted by tu3031 2008-08-29 16:30|| 2008-08-29 16:30|| Front Page Top

#3 It's not the fall that kills, it's the sudden stop.

Hope it hurt, Hizzie. A LOT.

Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut 2008-08-29 16:32|| http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/]">[http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/] 2008-08-29 16:32|| Front Page Top

#4 "Come with me, Jameel, we need to go up on the roof for a gravity check."

"Sure thing, boss. . . . Uh, one question."

"Yes, Jameel?"

"What's a 'gravity check.' I never done one before."

"It is very simple. Let me show you. Stand here."

"Okay."

"Now, you stand there, and I . . . PUSH YOU OFF THE BUILDING LIKE THIS!"

"Aaaaiiiieeeeeeeeeeee!"

Splutch!

"Ah, well done Jameel! See, the gravity is still working fine."

Posted by Mike 2008-08-29 16:44|| 2008-08-29 16:44|| Front Page Top

#5 Methinks some Lebo army guys weren't happy their heli navigator got shot dead yesterday. Seems like payback's a biatch.

Posted by Scooter McGruder 2008-08-29 17:32|| 2008-08-29 17:32|| Front Page Top

#6 Hizb'air.

Posted by Spike Uniter 2008-08-29 18:29|| 2008-08-29 18:29|| Front Page Top

#7 Jameel: "I would like to take flying lessons".
Boss: "OK, come with me to the roof".
Jameel: "Now what?"
Boss: You have to jump off, aim at the ground, and miss. You seem to be pretty good at missin your target".
Jameel: "Here I gooooooooo........SPLAT!"

Posted by Deacon Blues">Deacon Blues 2008-08-29 19:33|| 2008-08-29 19:33|| Front Page Top

#8 Obviously the roof wasn't very secure.

Posted by DarthVader 2008-08-29 19:48|| 2008-08-29 19:48|| Front Page Top

#9 Very simple really. Stepped on a stick of dynamite and it rolled out from underneath his foot.

Posted by gorb 2008-08-29 20:15|| 2008-08-29 20:15|| Front Page Top

#10 Darwin gets the chocolate for that one...

(natural selection in action!)

Posted by Querent 2008-08-29 20:27|| 2008-08-29 20:27|| Front Page Top

#11 "I don't know...shot himself in the back of the head 2 times then jumped off the roof. Very odd."

Posted by swksvolFF 2008-08-29 22:25|| 2008-08-29 22:25|| Front Page Top

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