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2008-11-02 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Vicar went to hospital with potato stuck in bottom

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Posted by john frum 2008-11-02 00:00|| || Front Page|| [1 views ] Top

#1 The eyes of ~~Texas~~ taters are ~~upon~~ up in you....

Posted by GK 2008-11-02 01:37|| 2008-11-02 01:37|| Front Page Top

#2 Hahahahahaha!
snorp.... teh Bishop is in town today... but lawz, now I can't go. I can only throw this facade up for a few hours at a time.... and now BOOM!

Posted by .5MT 2008-11-02 04:40|| www.cybernations.net]">[www.cybernations.net] 2008-11-02 04:40|| Front Page Top

#3 The Russets are Combing!
The Russets are Combing!
/Luther Burbank finds new ediable Mushroom

Posted by .5MT 2008-11-02 05:08|| www.cybernations.net]">[www.cybernations.net] 2008-11-02 05:08|| Front Page Top

#4 Well someone has to do this.
Kramer: Have you ever *met* a proctologist? Well, they usually have a very

good sense of humor. You meet a proctologist at a party, don't walk away.

*Plant* yourself there, because you will hear the funniest stories you've

ever heard. See, no one wants to admit to them that they *stuck* something

up there. Never! It's always an accident. Every proctologist story ends in

the same way: "It was a million to one shot, Doc. Million to one."

Posted by bruce 2008-11-02 06:46|| 2008-11-02 06:46|| Front Page Top

#5 No word yet from hard pressed, objecting haemorrhoids?

Posted by Besoeker 2008-11-02 07:02|| 2008-11-02 07:02|| Front Page Top

#6 He just wanted to give Lemmiwinks a snack.

Posted by Cornsilk Blondie 2008-11-02 07:21|| 2008-11-02 07:21|| Front Page Top

#7 I guess he didn't want to be a dictator.

Posted by bigjim-ky 2008-11-02 08:47|| 2008-11-02 08:47|| Front Page Top

#8 Well, at least, it wasn't a gerbil.

Posted by anonymous5089 2008-11-02 09:13|| 2008-11-02 09:13|| Front Page Top

#9 Let me get this straight. He claims he was not playing sex games in the privacy of his house but was standing on a ladder/stool naked in front of the window while hanging curtains? Near the table full of food? I think that's actually worse.

The vicar should be run out of town and out of the church for bringing shame and mocking upon them. So sayith the shepard, so sayith the flock.

Posted by rjschwarz 2008-11-02 09:32|| 2008-11-02 09:32|| Front Page Top

#10 Years ago, a US medical journal started a rather dry compilation of emergency room statistics reported from around America.

Among the statistics emergency rooms had reported that year, one dozen men had reported "slipping in the shower and landing on a lemon." Well, a minor ha-ha.

Then the next year, the statistics indicated that one dozen men had reported "slipping in the shower and landing on a lemon." Well, what an amusing coincidence.

But then, the third year, it happened again. Exactly one dozen men. Suddenly what had been funny became a top reportable item. Emergency rooms around the country were on alert for any men who had reported that type of accident.

There was even some suggestion that spread bets were being taken. But when the numbers were tallied that year, only ten men had suffered that fate. The streak was broken.

Posted by Anonymoose 2008-11-02 09:40|| 2008-11-02 09:40|| Front Page Top

#11 Who comes sliding down the banister ?
The vicar in a tutu
He's not strange
He just wants to live his life this way

"Vicar in a Tutu" - The Smiths

Posted by ryuge 2008-11-02 10:39|| 2008-11-02 10:39|| Front Page Top

#12 I take it the operating instruments included butter and sour cream.

Posted by ed 2008-11-02 10:45|| 2008-11-02 10:45|| Front Page Top

#13 Artillery shell
Actually it looks like a 40mm shell.

Posted by ed 2008-11-02 10:52|| 2008-11-02 10:52|| Front Page Top

#14 Check your mailbox 'Moose, I'm sending you 3 yards of whole cloth.

Posted by .5MT 2008-11-02 17:41|| www.cybernations.net]">[www.cybernations.net] 2008-11-02 17:41|| Front Page Top

#15 a lot of the story line is pretty close to Obama explaining his past associations with Ayers and Wright et al...

Posted by Abu do you love">Abu do you love 2008-11-02 22:03|| 2008-11-02 22:03|| Front Page Top

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