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2009-03-14 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Insemination fight ends in wife's arrest

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Posted by Beavis 2009-03-14 09:16|| || Front Page|| [1 views ] Top

#1 Another case of spousal abuse. Sigh! Better take the turkey baster into protective custody.

Posted by Richard of Oregon 2009-03-14 11:14|| 2009-03-14 11:14|| Front Page Top

#2 She's my wife! No! She's my wife!

Posted by KBK 2009-03-14 12:11|| 2009-03-14 12:11|| Front Page Top

#3 Even in clinical settings, first attempts at this sort of thing are rarely successful. I recommend they forego the baster, and after an appropriate warm up session with memberless middleman Stefanie, bring brother directly into the process to finish the task.

Posted by Besoeker 2009-03-14 12:35|| 2009-03-14 12:35|| Front Page Top

#4 Isn't one the husband? They can't both be wives.

Posted by Nimble Spemble 2009-03-14 12:55|| 2009-03-14 12:55|| Front Page Top

#5 After gay marriages come gay divorces. You know, the only gay divorce I want to hear about involves Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers.

Posted by Eric Jablow">Eric Jablow 2009-03-14 13:09|| 2009-03-14 13:09|| Front Page Top

#6 Isn't one the husband? They can't both be wives.

Which puts law enforcement in a bind because they usually with great laziness perp walk the genetic male to the squad car without regard to who's really at fault. Must have required the sergeant or lieutenant to be called to the scene to actually use some intelligence outside a simple default decision matrix.

Posted by Procopius2k 2009-03-14 15:39|| 2009-03-14 15:39|| Front Page Top

#7 True, P2k, though I once saw the cops take the mother to jail and leave the father with a ticket (for lack of a better word) to appear in court.

Both had been drinking, both admitted hitting the other, there were small children in the apartment and no relatives nearby, and the cops didn't want to wait half the night for Child Abductive Services to show up. Dad was laid back and sitting quietly saying "yessir"; Mom was screaming and cussing. Not a difficult decision.

I was just glad I wasn't doing the transporting.... :-D

Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut 2009-03-14 16:07|| 2009-03-14 16:07|| Front Page Top

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