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2009-05-19 Home Front: Politix
Bill Clinton to be Special Envoy to Haiti
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Posted by lord garth 2009-05-19 15:32|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [10794 views ]  Top

#1 Do the Haitians get to keep him?
Posted by john frum 2009-05-19 16:33||   2009-05-19 16:33|| Front Page Top

#2 How the hell do you move from being President of the United States to "Special Envoy to Haiti"?
Posted by john frum 2009-05-19 16:35||   2009-05-19 16:35|| Front Page Top

#3 This reminds me of the movie "Ruthless People", where a moron villain figures that after the big payoff, he and his girlfriend are off to Haiti.

Not Haiti, Tahiti, she reminds him.

Oh, I knew that, he replies.
Posted by Anonymoose 2009-05-19 16:43||   2009-05-19 16:43|| Front Page Top

#4 I for one, am concerned about Hatian women getting AIDS from Bill.
Posted by Frozen Al 2009-05-19 17:19||   2009-05-19 17:19|| Front Page Top

#5 U.N. officials said they planned to announce the appointment Tuesday, but Clinton jumped the gun, issuing a statement Monday that he was honored to accept Ban's offer.

Ego just couldn't wait, huh, Bubba?
There's a shocker...
Posted by tu3031 2009-05-19 17:30||   2009-05-19 17:30|| Front Page Top

#6 Bill's Brown Sugar?

First Miss Universe from Haiti.
Posted by GolfBravoUSMC 2009-05-19 17:45||   2009-05-19 17:45|| Front Page Top

#7 Haiti has a cigar industry? Who knew?
Posted by CrazyFool 2009-05-19 18:12||   2009-05-19 18:12|| Front Page Top

#8 CF I almost blew peanuts out my nose.
Posted by Deacon Blues">Deacon Blues  2009-05-19 18:27||   2009-05-19 18:27|| Front Page Top

#9 Deacon, the visuals please! I might ask that you refrain from using terms like "blowing nuts" and Bill Clinton in the same thread.
Posted by Besoeker 2009-05-19 18:32||   2009-05-19 18:32|| Front Page Top

#10 What? This isn't Scrappleface or the Onion?
Posted by whitecollar redneck 2009-05-19 19:15||   2009-05-19 19:15|| Front Page Top

#11 "How the Haiti do you move from being President of the United States to "Special Envoy to Hell"?

-- there fixed it for ya
Posted by DMFD 2009-05-19 19:41||   2009-05-19 19:41|| Front Page Top

#12 Could we make a trade? Send Zero to Haiti and put Bill back in the White House? He can even have his pick of interns, no questions asked.
Posted by Glenmore">Glenmore  2009-05-19 19:52||   2009-05-19 19:52|| Front Page Top

#13 Not Haiti is far enuf away Glen, but I certainly endourse the concept in principle.
Posted by Besoeker 2009-05-19 19:54||   2009-05-19 19:54|| Front Page Top

#14 And anothr Obama embarrasment is pawned off overseas, out of th media's sight.
Good riddance.
Posted by Redneck Jim 2009-05-19 20:17||   2009-05-19 20:17|| Front Page Top

#15 "Heh..I hear y'all loved jerked pork and I just happen to have this ....*zip*...."
"It's jus' a cold sore, honey!"

what could go wrong?
Posted by Frank G">Frank G  2009-05-19 20:22||   2009-05-19 20:22|| Front Page Top

#16 heh - Frank --
Posted by 3dc 2009-05-19 23:01||   2009-05-19 23:01|| Front Page Top

#17 I'm feeling a bit ...cutting edge...lately
Posted by Frank G">Frank G  2009-05-19 23:11||   2009-05-19 23:11|| Front Page Top

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