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2009-07-16 Israel-Palestine-Jordan

Israel boosting Gaza sex drive with gum: Hamas

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Posted by Fred 2009-07-16 00:00|| || Front Page|| [5 views ] Top
File under: Hamas

#1 Poor Gazans, victims of a Juice plot to sap and impurify their precious bodily essences.

Posted by SteveS 2009-07-16 02:10|| 2009-07-16 02:10|| Front Page Top

#2 I dunno why they're wasting it on the Paleos. They could make a lot of money with that stuff.

Not that I need any, of course...

Posted by Fred 2009-07-16 09:44|| 2009-07-16 09:44|| Front Page Top

#3 I get emails about products like this all the time. I could forward them to you.

Posted by ed 2009-07-16 09:53|| 2009-07-16 09:53|| Front Page Top

#4 So it's not just me, huh ed? I feel better.

Posted by Beavis 2009-07-16 10:03|| 2009-07-16 10:03|| Front Page Top

#5 Its a matter of labelling. If the stuff was called "Mecca gum" and "Mecca drops", things would be hunky dory.

Posted by Ptah">Ptah 2009-07-16 10:17|| http://www.crusaderwarcollege.org]">[http://www.crusaderwarcollege.org] 2009-07-16 10:17|| Front Page Top

#6 Ohfergawdsake! The Palestinians plan to outbreed the Israelis and push them out by sheer population pressure if they can't force them out by violence. Why would they have a problem if the Israelis help them achieve their end?

Posted by trailing wife">trailing wife 2009-07-16 10:55|| 2009-07-16 10:55|| Front Page Top

#7 Chill Gazoo, they could have sent that spearmint flavored plastique which after mixing with saliva and warming in the mouth only requires a bursted bubble to provide the energy to detonate.

Posted by swksvolFF 2009-07-16 11:10|| 2009-07-16 11:10|| Front Page Top

#8 I can see why they are worried. If their young-un's are busy plotting ways to score, they ain't gonna want to blow themselves up and take a few Juice in the process. Who wants 72 virgins when you got a sure thing with Fatima and Yasmin down the block this Friday night?

I mean, hell, that would mean their fearless leaders might have to strap on a bomb or two themselves instead....and as important as they are to the cause....that could be catastrophic.

Posted by Cornsilk Blondie 2009-07-16 12:00|| 2009-07-16 12:00|| Front Page Top

#9 Guess I'd better buy stock in Enzyte if this is the answer to radicalism!

Posted by Lumpy Elmoluck5091 2009-07-16 12:09|| 2009-07-16 12:09|| Front Page Top

#10 Mix it with LSD, they won't know what the f;-)ck they doing, but in a good way.

Posted by rhodesiafever">rhodesiafever 2009-07-16 13:28|| 2009-07-16 13:28|| Front Page Top

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