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2009-08-17 Syria-Lebanon-Iran

Iranian Chief of Staff Firouzabadi Writes Letter to Hidden Imam

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Posted by anonymous5089 2009-08-17 12:59|| || Front Page|| [11 views ] Top

#1 Did he send it by way of the tooth fairy or is the Easter bunny delivering the missive?

Posted by crosspatch 2009-08-17 13:15|| 2009-08-17 13:15|| Front Page Top

#2 Knock it off with droppin' all the crap down my well, willya?

Posted by The Hidden Imam 2009-08-17 14:08|| 2009-08-17 14:08|| Front Page Top

#3 Uh, oh. Check this out:

The representative of Irans supreme leader in the Revolutionary Guard (IRGC) said it was necessary to induce wide changes in Irans neighbors to prepare the world for the return of Imam Mehdi, the twelfth imam in the twelver Shiite faith.

According to al-Arabiya, the cleric, Ayatollah Ali Saaeedi did not specify the nature of these changes but he named Iraq, Turkey, Afghanistan, Pakistan and Lebanon as the countries where changes must be made.

Posted by crosspatch 2009-08-17 14:47|| 2009-08-17 14:47|| Front Page Top

#4 Imam Irving Fonebone
12th Imam
Inawell, Iran

Hassan "Stinky" Firouzabadi
Chief of Staff
Tehran, Iran

Dear Irving,

What's the deal? Why haven't you destroyed the world yet? Everything is set up according to plan, and we've been sitting on pins and needles waiting for you to show up already.

All you need to do is take out a few aircraft carrier groups and stop the Joos from launching enough missiles to incinerate Africa, and we can handle the rest.

We had a deal. What gives?

Yrs in Allah,

Stinky

Posted by Anonymoose 2009-08-17 19:03|| 2009-08-17 19:03|| Front Page Top

#5 P.S. And pick up a half-rack and a bag of chips on the way over ok? Chanting 'Death to America' is thirsty work!

Posted by CrazyFool 2009-08-17 20:08|| 2009-08-17 20:08|| Front Page Top

#6 "I can call spirits from the vasty deep."

"Why, so can I, or so can any man; But will they come when you do call for them?"

-- Henry IV Part I

Posted by DMFD 2009-08-17 22:37|| 2009-08-17 22:37|| Front Page Top

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