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2009-12-17 China-Japan-Koreas

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Posted by john frum 2009-12-17 00:00|| || Front Page|| [1 views ] Top

#1 So what does it look like you ask ? - Tae kwon do Chimp at the link

Posted by Galactic Coordinator Cheremble2324 2009-12-17 01:07|| 2009-12-17 01:07|| Front Page Top

#2 He taught _chimps_ martial arts? As if being a couple times stronger than a human to begin with wasn't enough?

Posted by Thing From Snowy Mountain 2009-12-17 01:57|| 2009-12-17 01:57|| Front Page Top

#3 Monkey Magic ...

At least until he got those pesky ropes out !

Posted by Oscar 2009-12-17 06:25|| 2009-12-17 06:25|| Front Page Top

#4 Not chimps, Snowy. They look like Rhesus Monkeys, much smaller. But good for them. What an idiot.

Posted by Grunter 2009-12-17 08:02|| 2009-12-17 08:02|| Front Page Top

#5 The primate in the video Snowy linked to is a Chimp. Have another look.

Posted by Don Vito Uleash 2009-12-17 09:29|| 2009-12-17 09:29|| Front Page Top

#6 So it does. I went to the link in the headline, showing the delightful Mr. Lo Wung taking a kick to the head from a Rhesus Monkey (?). More power to his little monkey foot.

Posted by Grunter 2009-12-17 10:46|| 2009-12-17 10:46|| Front Page Top

#7 I tried to warn youse.

Enter "monkey invasion" into Google, or even here at Rantburg, and you will see a long-term increase in simian terrorist activity around the world. Yes, I know that chimps are not monkeys, but the great apes have long been suspected of masterminding the anti-human conspiracy.
Many of those in the know are aware of this trend, but government officials are peculiarly reluctant to act, leaving preparations for open war to private groups. This probably explains the selection of experienced ape-fighter Charlton Heston to head the National Rifle Association a few years ago. Mr. Heston is out of the loop now but he has undoubtedly left many behind-the-scenes preparations in place.

Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2009-12-17 12:09|| 2009-12-17 12:09|| Front Page Top

#8 HA!! planet of the apes is right!

Posted by Texhooey 2009-12-17 13:10|| 2009-12-17 13:10|| Front Page Top

#9 Damn dirty apes!

Posted by Taylor 2009-12-17 13:51|| 2009-12-17 13:51|| Front Page Top

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