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2010-07-10 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Fred 2010-07-10 09:28|| || Front Page|| [4 views ] Top

#1 Gimme Three Sheets!

Posted by Abu Uluque 2010-07-10 12:37|| 2010-07-10 12:37|| Front Page Top

#2 Wife Swap. Super Nanny. Bachelorette. Who watches that?

Then Fox replaces Paula Abdul with Ellen Degenerate. Excuse me? How is that supposed to improve your ratings? Morons.

Posted by Abu Uluque 2010-07-10 12:41|| 2010-07-10 12:41|| Front Page Top

#3 What's a "television"? (without it since 2002 and going...)

Posted by twobyfour 2010-07-10 16:43|| 2010-07-10 16:43|| Front Page Top

#4 There's a reason why the CBS Evening News runs ads for Depends ...

The suits will never be able to think out of the box.

Among the Spanish-language networks, Univision led with a 3.5 million prime-time average (1.8 rating, 3 share

Shut down the 'news' division, outsource it to English speakers at Univision. At least that way, the American public might be introduced to the war just south of our border. You know, things going on in this hemisphere.

Posted by Procopius2k 2010-07-10 17:10|| 2010-07-10 17:10|| Front Page Top

#5 Movies on demand, DVDs that record, mixed martial arts and cable stations for each of the various sports, house and food pron... why would anyone spend the evening in front of the big broadcasters?

And the young people either watch the shows that interest them on demand or on-line on their computers. Collective shrug, indeed.

Posted by trailing wife 2010-07-10 18:52|| 2010-07-10 18:52|| Front Page Top

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