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2011-05-26 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Furious 500-Foot Bin Laden Emerges From Sea

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Posted by ryuge 2011-05-26 00:00|| || Front Page|| [2 views ] Top

#1 LED ZEPPELIN'S "KASHMIR" ANTHEM [GODZILLA = Matthew Broderick remake]....

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* WAFF > POSTER WHAT-IFF Thread = BREAKING NEWS: BARACK OBAMA [B. Osama] IS DEAD, KILLED BY PAK SSG, i.e. PAK Security forces in Commando Oper during UK, Ireland visit for committing horrific Crimes-agz-Pakistan-N-Pakistanis, as well as agz Muslims, Islam in general.

I'm a'guessin this infers that the US Secret Service, FBI, + DHS will have to closely monitor POTUS BAMMER going into this summer + 2012 Elex as was done for JFK???

Posted by JosephMendiola 2011-05-26 00:21|| 2011-05-26 00:21|| Front Page Top

#2 Awesome Photoshop! (Via the Onion).

Posted by Scooter McGruder 2011-05-26 01:27|| 2011-05-26 01:27|| Front Page Top

#3 Funny as hell, and some idiots WILL believe it.

Posted by Redneck Jim 2011-05-26 02:34|| 2011-05-26 02:34|| Front Page Top

#4
Funny as hell, and some idiots WILL believe it.

Revelation 13: The Beast out of the Sea

And the dragon stood on the shore of the sea. And I saw a beast coming out of the sea. He had ten horns and seven heads, with ten crowns on his horns, and on each head a blasphemous name. The beast I saw resembled a leopard, but had feet like those of a bear and a mouth like that of a lion. The dragon gave the beast his power and his throne and great authority. One of the heads of the beast seemed to have had a fatal wound, but the fatal wound had been healed. The whole world was astonished and followed the beast. Men worshiped the dragon because he had given authority to the beast, and they also worshiped the beast and asked, Who is like the beast? Who can make war against him?...
And he performed great and miraculous signs, even causing fire to come down from heaven to earth in full view of men. Because of the signs he was given power to do on behalf of the first beast, he deceived the inhabitants of the earth. He ordered them to set up an image in honor of the beast who was wounded by the sword and yet lived. He was given power to give breath to the image of the first beast, so that it could speak and cause all who refused to worship the image to be killed. He also forced everyone, small and great, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on his right hand or on his forehead, so that no one could buy or sell unless he had the mark, which is the name of the beast or the number of his name...His number is 666.

Posted by Danielle 2011-05-26 10:37|| 2011-05-26 10:37|| Front Page Top

#5 Makes sense, what with the Japanese nuclear reactors pouring radioactive material into the ocean.

Maybe we can be saved by the giant Jewish Zoidberg.

Posted by Anonymoose 2011-05-26 12:09|| 2011-05-26 12:09|| Front Page Top

#6 Does he fight a giant moth which is psychically connected 4 tiny wives?

Posted by swksvolFF 2011-05-26 18:53|| 2011-05-26 18:53|| Front Page Top

#7 more of the meme that fighting (and killing terrorists) just makes more terror, however, this narrative is generally more believable than what is usually laid out.

Posted by abu do you love 2011-05-26 21:45|| 2011-05-26 21:45|| Front Page Top

#8 #2 Awesome Photoshop!

Hasn't been able to do anything about that woodie, I see.

Posted by KBK 2011-05-26 23:35|| 2011-05-26 23:35|| Front Page Top

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