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2013-08-18 Terror Networks

The Business Habits of Highly Effective Terrorists

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Posted by trailing wife 2013-08-18 00:00|| || Front Page|| [2 views ] Top
File under: al-Qaeda

#1 Layman's guide.

1. If you refine heroin for a living,
But you have a moral objection to liquor,
You may be a Muslim terrorist.

2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, But you can't afford shoes,
You may be a Muslim terrorist.

3. If you have more wives than teeth,
You may be a Muslim terrorist.

4. If you wipe your bum with your bare hand
But consider bacon to be unclean,
You may be a Muslim terrorist.

5. If you think vests come in two styles:
Bullet-proof and suicide. You may be a Muslim terrorist.

6. If you can't think of anyone
You haven't declared jihad against,
You may be a Muslim terrorist.

7. If you consider television dangerous
But routinely carry explosives in your clothing,
You may be a Muslim terrorist.

8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones Have uses other than setting off roadside bombs, You may be a Muslim terrorist.

9. If you have nothing against women
And think every man should own at least four,
You may be a Muslim terrorist.

Posted by Besoeker 2013-08-18 09:55|| 2013-08-18 09:55|| Front Page Top

#2 Bravo, bravo!

Posted by Barbara 2013-08-18 10:59|| 2013-08-18 10:59|| Front Page Top

#3 ^^^ That

Posted by Shipman 2013-08-18 11:34|| 2013-08-18 11:34|| Front Page Top

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