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2014-03-21 -Signs, Portents, and the Weather-

'Chicken from Hell' Sheds New Light on Bird-Like Dinosaur

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Posted by Fred 2014-03-21 00:00|| || Front Page|| [2 views ] Top

Old colorized photograph of a Anzu Wyliei pullet on lead line near Blue Ridge, Ga.

Posted by Besoeker 2014-03-21 01:45|| 2014-03-21 01:45|| Front Page Top

#2 Lotta good eatin' on them dinosaurs. Pity about the meteorite and all.

Posted by SteveS 2014-03-21 02:02|| 2014-03-21 02:02|| Front Page Top

#3 Are we sure these folks did not catch a glimpse of Foghorn Leghorn of Looney Toons fame?

Posted by Airandee 2014-03-21 06:51|| 2014-03-21 06:51|| Front Page Top

#4 Gives true meaning to 'tastes like chicken'.
(Harlon Sanders, pick up the white courtesy phone...)

Posted by ed in texas 2014-03-21 07:19|| 2014-03-21 07:19|| Front Page Top

#5 Already been done. Clip in at 5:39. Colonel Sanders to the white courtesy phone.

Posted by Procopius2k 2014-03-21 09:02|| 2014-03-21 09:02|| Front Page Top

#6 Paging Colonel Harland David Sanders, to the white courtesy phone.

Posted by One Eyed Fluting5523 2014-03-21 09:35|| 2014-03-21 09:35|| Front Page Top

#7 He didn't pick-up, must have been on the road.

Hence, why did the chicken cross the road.

He was been chased by Harland.

Posted by One Eyed Fluting5523 2014-03-21 09:37|| 2014-03-21 09:37|| Front Page Top

#8 From the infernal realm of the owl
Prowled a helluva hefty foul fowl,
But it met something scarier,
Something ur-cassowarier,
That gobbled it up with a growl!

Proud of what Nature done for its form,
Stretchy knit's what it wore "to keep warm."
All the 'saurs were impressed
By this purdy one's chest,
And now Tyson wants clones for the farm.

Its wishbone suggests this amphibian
Cooed five-note motifs in the Phrygian.
I shall stake my career
On my musical ear --
This "chicken" was a Stygian pigeon!

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2014-03-21 15:33|| 2014-03-21 15:33|| Front Page Top

#9 Awesome!

Luv limericks.

Posted by badanov 2014-03-21 16:23|| http://www.chriscovert.net 2014-03-21 16:23|| Front Page Top

#10 "This dinosaur's background is checkered,"
Says the heck-bird's new museum placard.
"Though he's sprung from the rock,
This recalcitrant cock
Can't escape from his fowl fossil record!"

Og the hunter was plucking a dinosaur
When it came round -- gee whiz, was it ever sore!
Og tore off with his club,
But too late: "Whoa there, bub,
What the hell kind of chick do you take me for?"

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2014-03-21 16:57|| 2014-03-21 16:57|| Front Page Top

#11 Zenobia Floger6220, my friend here has but one thing to say to you....

Translated from Rooster: "Bravo - fine poultry poetry from the poet laureate of Rantburg."

Posted by One Eyed Fluting5523 2014-03-21 17:09|| 2014-03-21 17:09|| Front Page Top

#12 I have no idea why, but I have an urge to dub Joe Pesci over that rooster. I just expected it to unleash a stream of obscenities, not crow.

Posted by Rob Crawford 2014-03-21 23:10|| 2014-03-21 23:10|| Front Page Top

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