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2014-09-04 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Man broke into laundromat, stole toilet from bathroom

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Posted by Fred 2014-09-04 00:00|| || Front Page|| [3 views ] Top

#1 I dunno - I am kinda new to this site and I read this post, compare it to the regular fare, and it's almost like "from the somewhat critical to the somewhat trivial" - am I missing something?

Posted by Bov Flimbers 2014-09-04 02:36|| 2014-09-04 02:36|| Front Page Top

#2 Glad to see you here Bov. Yes, current events and sardonic rants minced with a dash of humor. On occasion, military science. Less frequently, culinary recommendations and interesting recipes. Again, glad to see you.

Posted by Besoeker 2014-09-04 02:46|| 2014-09-04 02:46|| Front Page Top

#3 Besoeker love your posts - i was like "there's some inside humor I am not getting here and I am mot too proud to ask" - but it looks like filler so no biggie - any way thanks for saying hi and welcomee

Posted by Bov Flimbers 2014-09-04 03:21|| 2014-09-04 03:21|| Front Page Top

#4 excuse typonese

Posted by Bov Flimbers 2014-09-04 03:22|| 2014-09-04 03:22|| Front Page Top

#5 Toilet theft is not "filler" it's an on going concern for RAntburgers.

Posted by Shipman 2014-09-04 06:54|| 2014-09-04 06:54|| Front Page Top

#6 So, the security camera saw him go in, but didn't catch him carrying the toilet out. Hmmm. (There's a joke involving the word 'flash' in here somewhere...)

Posted by ed in texas 2014-09-04 07:53|| 2014-09-04 07:53|| Front Page Top

#7 Seat-sniffer variant.

Posted by Skidmark 2014-09-04 08:49|| 2014-09-04 08:49|| Front Page Top

#8 Some Rantburgers are fairly old. Missing toilets can be a serious concern...

However this guy obviously has a serious Toilet Fetish.

Posted by CrazyFool 2014-09-04 09:55|| 2014-09-04 09:55|| Front Page Top

#9 Since you got rid of the throne your country's gone down the crapper. The police need to track him down and FLUSH him out. Otherwise he's just pulling our chain.

Posted by Bright Pebbles 2014-09-04 10:43|| 2014-09-04 10:43|| Front Page Top

#10 Obviously your #9 is in loo of your usual non-trivial posts.

Posted by Besoeker 2014-09-04 11:00|| 2014-09-04 11:00|| Front Page Top

#11 Both of you - to your rooms.

Posted by Pappy 2014-09-04 11:05|| 2014-09-04 11:05|| Front Page Top

#12 Could this be the theif's water loo?

Posted by Deacon Blues 2014-09-04 11:54|| 2014-09-04 11:54|| Front Page Top

#13 A burglar of turdfish aquaria
Moved Burgers to wordy hysteria.
The shithouse Narcissus,
Dethroned, reminisces
In a psych ward without necessaria.

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2014-09-04 15:06|| 2014-09-04 15:06|| Front Page Top

#14 stunningly poetic, well done!

Posted by NoMoreBS 2014-09-04 15:55|| 2014-09-04 15:55|| Front Page Top

#15 You'll be happy to know the evil toilet thief has been caught. He was also charged for a similar incident in the next county.

Posted by Rambler in Virginia 2014-09-04 16:27|| 2014-09-04 16:27|| Front Page Top

#16 His name is Earl by chance?

Posted by Shipman 2014-09-04 17:00|| 2014-09-04 17:00|| Front Page Top

#17 No he's called Louis.

Posted by Bright Pebbles 2014-09-04 17:54|| 2014-09-04 17:54|| Front Page Top

#18 If you've ever tried to flush Moby Dump with 1.6 GPM you would understand that finding working 3 GPM full flush terlit would be too great a temptation not to take it home.

Posted by BrerRabbit 2014-09-04 18:43|| 2014-09-04 18:43|| Front Page Top

#19 Could this be the theif's water loo?

Room. Now. Two days.

(eesh.)

Posted by Pappy 2014-09-04 21:12|| 2014-09-04 21:12|| Front Page Top

#20 My limericks are Boardwalk, not Baltic.
Their rhythmic foundation? Basaltic.
But my feet so footloose
Shoot like juice through a goose,
Propelled by a force catastaltic!

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2014-09-04 23:33|| 2014-09-04 23:33|| Front Page Top

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