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2016-08-03 -Short Attention Span Theater-

The Donald sits down to a KFC family bucket meal on his private jet.... but chooses to eat it with a knife and fork

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Posted by Fred 2016-08-03 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11132 views ] Top

#1 Knife and fork. My Dad called me a "knife and fork artist"

Posted by Bobby 2016-08-03 07:00|| 2016-08-03 07:00|| Front Page Top

#2 That which doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

Posted by JohnQC 2016-08-03 07:34|| 2016-08-03 07:34|| Front Page Top

#3 That which doesn't kill you makes you stronger

Except bears. Bears will kill you.

Posted by Mullah Richard 2016-08-03 08:38|| 2016-08-03 08:38|| Front Page Top

#4 What was he wearing? Maybe he didn't want chicken all over his clothes.

Fer crissake, who HASN'T eaten fried chicken with knife and fork?

Posted by Rob Crawford 2016-08-03 09:48|| 2016-08-03 09:48|| Front Page Top

#5 My wife calls me, "Two Forks".

Good fried chicken, especially the breasts, is a delicious mess.

Then, if I have a burr in my sock, I'll drench it in Cholula.

Posted by swksvolFF 2016-08-03 10:30|| 2016-08-03 10:30|| Front Page Top

#6 And if he used his hands, they'd bitch about that too. You can't win with these people.

Posted by Raj 2016-08-03 11:56|| 2016-08-03 11:56|| Front Page Top

#7 Desperation on the part of liberal media?

Posted by gorb 2016-08-03 12:35|| 2016-08-03 12:35|| Front Page Top

#8 Of course he's using a knife and fork -- he's in a suit and tie for chrissakes, what is he, a farmer?

Posted by regular joe 2016-08-03 14:36|| 2016-08-03 14:36|| Front Page Top

#9 Unless its a drumstick I don't see a problem.

Posted by rjschwarz 2016-08-03 15:03|| 2016-08-03 15:03|| Front Page Top

#10 The guy has manners.

Posted by jvalentour 2016-08-03 16:36|| 2016-08-03 16:36|| Front Page Top

#11 "The guy has manners." And the press doesn't.

Posted by Whiskey Mike 2016-08-03 18:16|| 2016-08-03 18:16|| Front Page Top

#12 The current state of journalism: When MSM mimics a Seinfeld episode. But I think it was a Snickers.

Posted by mossomo 2016-08-03 19:55|| 2016-08-03 19:55|| Front Page Top

#13 My wife calls me, "Two Forks".

Better than Two Dogs

Posted by Cheaderhead 2016-08-03 22:00|| 2016-08-03 22:00|| Front Page Top

#14 I eat chicken with a knife and fork. The wings are generally not worth much effort, though. I don't eat fried chicken, so that's not an issue.

And I eat pizza with a knife and fork. At least until the piece is short enough and congealed enough to not make a mess. Yes, I know about folding it. I like to control how badly I burn my mouth.

Posted by KBK 2016-08-03 23:09|| 2016-08-03 23:09|| Front Page Top

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