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2018-02-22 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Pittsburgh Lawyer Sexually Abused Dog Multiple Times

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Posted by Bright Pebbles 2018-02-22 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11131 views ] Top

#1 And did not even have the nerve to ask for a goat?

Posted by newc 2018-02-22 02:36|| 2018-02-22 02:36|| Front Page Top

#2 What are they going to do with the dog after the lawyer's arrest? Put him up for adoption as stump trained?

Posted by Sloluting and Tenille8977 2018-02-22 03:05|| 2018-02-22 03:05|| Front Page Top

#3 Beastiality. As societies degenerate to where boys and girls are not only taught that they are not boys and girls and preached to about transgenderism (they are actually being groomed by a pedophile society) you start hoping the angels who assisted in the bringing down of burning blue sulphur upon sodom and gamorah would bring it down again in a thousand places in our many debased areas these days.

Posted by Omeger Gray6606 2018-02-22 03:18|| 2018-02-22 03:18|| Front Page Top

#4 But again, I have seen Human figures birthed by a goat.

Posted by newc 2018-02-22 03:31|| 2018-02-22 03:31|| Front Page Top

#5 What do you get when you insert human dna into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo.

Posted by Deacon Blues 2018-02-22 07:08|| 2018-02-22 07:08|| Front Page Top

#6 He practiced animal husbandry - until he was caught at it...

Posted by M. Murcek 2018-02-22 08:10|| 2018-02-22 08:10|| Front Page Top

#7 Ivan DeVoren: 5 Fast Facts You Need to Know

"An environmental lawyer and animal shelter volunteer stands accused of sexually abusing his labrador Snoopy. Ivan DeVoren, 61, was taken in to custody on February 21 and charged with 10 felony counts of animal cruelty, 10 counts of sexual intercourse with an animal in addition to drug charges, reports the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette."

Sort of a new wrinkle on "grooming."

Posted by Vast Right Wing Conspiracy 2018-02-22 08:15|| 2018-02-22 08:15|| Front Page Top

#8 Comon, ZF, this story calls for some, er, doggerel...

Posted by M. Murcek 2018-02-22 08:46|| 2018-02-22 08:46|| Front Page Top

#9 But again, I have seen Human figures birthed by a goat.

Other than Chelsea, how many?

Posted by AlanC 2018-02-22 11:29|| 2018-02-22 11:29|| Front Page Top

#10 Like pulling teeth this was. Ick. But how could I say no?

"We had joy, we had fun, we had larks;
We had very short walks in dark parks
Where we buried a bone...
Now I whine, all alone,
For the sparks, and the beast with two barks."

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2018-02-22 11:37|| 2018-02-22 11:37|| Front Page Top

#11 Bra-vo! as Blondie said to Col. Mortimer.

Posted by M. Murcek 2018-02-22 12:05|| 2018-02-22 12:05|| Front Page Top

#12 He better hope he makes bail real quick or its going to be , "Come on Ivan, bend over and whine like a dog !"

Posted by Sloluting and Tenille8977 2018-02-22 15:17|| 2018-02-22 15:17|| Front Page Top

#13 Bet the bestiality folks were pissed when the trans got ahead of them in the cries for attention and acceptance.

Posted by rjschwarz 2018-02-22 17:32|| 2018-02-22 17:32|| Front Page Top

#14 But it was consensual?

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2018-02-22 17:38|| 2018-02-22 17:38|| Front Page Top

#15 I'm guessing a muzzle /restraints were involved. I'd put him in Gen Pop the same way with advance notice of his "alleged" offenses

Posted by Frank G 2018-02-22 21:24|| 2018-02-22 21:24|| Front Page Top

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