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2019-08-15 Home Front: Politix
BetoORourke will deliver a ‘major address to the nation’ tomorrow...
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Posted by Fred 2019-08-15 00:00|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [6597 views ]  Top

#1 "Friends, how long have we known each other?
A year ago, the nation first met The Artist Known As BETO.
A justice warrior. A smoker, joker, a midnight toker.
Transgressive, in a po-mo Kennedyesque way.
Now we break new ground.
I come forth today to transform America.
To translate our creed into muchas idiomas.
To transition our party from old and embarrassingly white into new and fresh and multi-culti, tutti-frutti, LGBTQABCbabyUanMe.
I announce the candidacy of BETA O'ROURKE, transitioning to trans, your first and next transgender commander in chief!
Posted by Grusomble Thrising8496 2019-08-15 01:19||   2019-08-15 01:19|| Front Page Top

#2 And an enraptured nation awaits. Breathlessly I might add.
Posted by anymouse 2019-08-15 01:31||   2019-08-15 01:31|| Front Page Top

#3 That eliminates the need to put a woman on the ticket. Can't wait to see a Prius with a "MasterBeto / Cornhoolian" bum-per sticker...
Posted by M. Murcek 2019-08-15 08:49||   2019-08-15 08:49|| Front Page Top

#4 it's not a major address, no one cares
Posted by chris 2019-08-15 09:31||   2019-08-15 09:31|| Front Page Top

#5 "I'm tired of your Gringos. I'm going back to Mexico!"?
Posted by g(r)omgoru 2019-08-15 10:41||   2019-08-15 10:41|| Front Page Top

#6 He puts mayonnaise on his tacos.

(good stuff GT)
Posted by swksvolFF 2019-08-15 11:23||   2019-08-15 11:23|| Front Page Top

#7 "Will deliver a MAJOR address.....from a skateboard"
Posted by Frank g 2019-08-15 12:59||   2019-08-15 12:59|| Front Page Top

#8 Did it hurt when George pulled his hand and arm out Beto's ass?
Posted by Snavimble Bucket1794 2019-08-15 13:36||   2019-08-15 13:36|| Front Page Top

#9 "I hate Trump!!!!! He is a threat to our communist/socialist agenda. I hate him!" Speech complete...
Posted by 49 Pan 2019-08-15 14:55||   2019-08-15 14:55|| Front Page Top

#10 Perfect pic to go with article. The address will be as painful to watch as to listen to, and it will blow up in his face.
Posted by Rex Mundi 2019-08-15 15:20||   2019-08-15 15:20|| Front Page Top

#11 He puts mayonnaise on his tacos.

Ah, white condiment supremacy, eh?
Posted by SteveS 2019-08-15 16:47||   2019-08-15 16:47|| Front Page Top

#12 "Duuude! We're all goin' to Meh-ksee-koh!!!"
Posted by charger 2019-08-15 20:36||   2019-08-15 20:36|| Front Page Top

#13 Maybe he'll reveal himself as a space alien and tell off everybody listening for being an idiot. It would about the only thing he could do that would be "major".
Posted by Vernal Hatrick 2019-08-15 20:57||   2019-08-15 20:57|| Front Page Top

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