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2020-02-09 Home Front: Culture Wars

SeaWorld trainers will no longer ride dolphins due to pressure from PETA

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Posted by Besoeker 2020-02-09 02:16|| || Front Page|| [10 views ] Top

#1 Had to happen. For once, I agree with PETA about something controversial. Sceptical about harm (though I'd know more about jawbones of asses than dolphins). Doesn't this noble bycatch kill sharks by ramming them, and not just in dire extremity? Anyways...

A PETAphile dolphin would squeak,
"Say, baby, you looks like a freak!
Yo, be like that, b-tch,
Cause you ain't such a catch
That you gotta go look down your beak."
"Like, can you believe that guy?"
"I know, right? I bet he doesn't even own that pool."

Posted by Phomogum tse Tung6975 2020-02-09 07:06|| 2020-02-09 07:06|| Front Page Top

#2 1. This didn't work for Barnum and Bailey.

2. Who died and made PEtA king? As if they were righteous instead of sanctimoneous.

3. http://www.petakillsanimals.com.

Posted by Thing From Snowy Mountain 2020-02-09 08:49|| 2020-02-09 08:49|| Front Page Top

#3 Dolphins could not be reached for comment.

Posted by DooDahMan 2020-02-09 11:20|| 2020-02-09 11:20|| Front Page Top

#4 Bullshit. Dolphins are of a critter which needs, crave, physical exercise and mental stimulation.

Yeah, four dolphins harnessed to an aqua chariot while some dude dressed as Neptunus Rex waved a firework trident would be over the top.

This, is like putting cowdogs in kennels all day long.

PETA doesn't give a fvck about animals. We had our fire, and us cowboys and right wingers and whatnot deplorables reached out to PETA for help treating/putting down the burned cows and got nothing. But boy howdy they can break a good time enjoyed by both dolphin and children.

Posted by swksvolFF 2020-02-09 13:36|| 2020-02-09 13:36|| Front Page Top

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