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2020-04-14 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Fully naked woman tries to book flight at New Orleans airport

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Posted by Unutch Sholurt5829 2020-04-14 00:00|| || Front Page|| [7 views ] Top

#1 NO PIX, DIDN'T HAPPEN.
Getting hard to type dammit.

Posted by Whiskey Mike 2020-04-14 01:12|| 2020-04-14 01:12|| Front Page Top

#2 Not entirely bare: still get her facial jewelry on.

Posted by Lex 2020-04-14 07:56|| 2020-04-14 07:56|| Front Page Top

#3 She was booked on charges of obscenity,

Normally I wouldn't consider a naked woman "obscene", but in this case....

Anyway, they should have let her fly back to Florida...

Posted by Maggie Johnson7977 2020-04-14 08:24|| 2020-04-14 08:24|| Front Page Top

#4 It's not like the TSA should have been complaining; finally, their ideal passenger.

Posted by Thing From Snowy Mountain 2020-04-14 08:58|| 2020-04-14 08:58|| Front Page Top

#5 She's from Colorado, so how does "back to Florida" figure in the story?

Posted by M. Murcek 2020-04-14 09:38|| 2020-04-14 09:38|| Front Page Top

#6 One theory

Posted by swksvolFF 2020-04-14 10:22|| 2020-04-14 10:22|| Front Page Top

#7 It's never someone you'd like to see.

Posted by Rob Crawford 2020-04-14 11:50|| 2020-04-14 11:50|| Front Page Top

#8

I'm blind!

Posted by Woodrow 2020-04-14 14:27|| 2020-04-14 14:27|| Front Page Top

#9 Re #5: Florida woman looking for Florida man

Posted by Crineting Flalet6270 2020-04-14 16:28|| 2020-04-14 16:28|| Front Page Top

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