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2020-08-11 -War on Police-

Disgraced cyclist Lance Armstrong's bike shop in Austin, Texas, is cutting ties with local police.

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Posted by Woodrow 2020-08-11 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11131 views ] Top
File under: Antifa/BLM

#1 Dopers hate cops.

Posted by Ebbomoger Speaking for Boskone4589 2020-08-11 00:42|| 2020-08-11 00:42|| Front Page Top

#2 Despite its latest decision, Mellow Johnny's said its shop is not "anti-police."
"We do believe our local police force will protect us from the very threats we are receiving right now," Mellow Johnny's said in the statement.

Wonderful logic.

Posted by M. Murcek 2020-08-11 03:47|| 2020-08-11 03:47|| Front Page Top

#3 Anathema! But... can it be,
When I've snubbed to the umpteenth degree,
Adding nails to the coffin,
As happens so often...
That someone gets deader to me?

Posted by Flusing Bourbon8089 2020-08-11 04:40|| 2020-08-11 04:40|| Front Page Top

#4 Sort of dead is like sort of pregnant.

The exception is the description of Kurtz: "Mistah Kurtz. Him dead. Him gah damn dead..."

Posted by M. Murcek 2020-08-11 04:43|| 2020-08-11 04:43|| Front Page Top

#5 ...Fortunately, I don't look to confessed liars, cheats, and con men for moral lessons.

Mike

Posted by Mike Kozlowski 2020-08-11 05:23|| 2020-08-11 05:23|| Front Page Top

#6 Not to worry. Lance will soon issue a statement that "management of the shop is completely autonomous."

Posted by M. Murcek 2020-08-11 05:39|| 2020-08-11 05:39|| Front Page Top

#7 apparently, Lance lost his remaining testicle.
Snark O'The Day

Posted by Frank G 2020-08-11 07:14|| 2020-08-11 07:14|| Front Page Top

#8 Surely this shop can do what it wants, but I would like to tune back in in about a year to see how the shop is performing. A mistake, IMO, but we will see.

Posted by Clem 2020-08-11 07:16|| 2020-08-11 07:16|| Front Page Top

#9 Despite its latest decision, Mellow Johnny's said its shop is not "anti-police."

Could've fooled me.

...and - Frank G with the early SOTD lead!

Posted by Raj 2020-08-11 07:35|| 2020-08-11 07:35|| Front Page Top

#10 Well, just try refusing service to all black patrons of any business then explaining you're not anti-black.

Posted by Cesare 2020-08-11 08:28|| 2020-08-11 08:28|| Front Page Top

#11 I ride a 40 year old Specialized StumpJumper, the original mountain bike. It's too heavy and only 18 speed. Still, If they came out all Woke today, the bike is long paid for an still works. If I had to replace it I mint have to hunt around.

Posted by M. Murcek 2020-08-11 09:15|| 2020-08-11 09:15|| Front Page Top

#12 Dammit, Frank G, ya beat me to it! I gotta get up earlier!

Posted by AlmostAnonymous5839 2020-08-11 09:27|| 2020-08-11 09:27|| Front Page Top

#13 I know which store to rob now as the police response time will be measured in days.

Posted by DarthVader 2020-08-11 09:30|| 2020-08-11 09:30|| Front Page Top

#14 Free bikes...

Posted by Bright Pebbles 2020-08-11 09:55|| 2020-08-11 09:55|| Front Page Top

#15 Is it bad to hope that the wokenutz burn it down?

Posted by Silentbrick 2020-08-11 10:02|| 2020-08-11 10:02|| Front Page Top

#16 “ But I am one of you...........”

Posted by Alaska Paul 2020-08-11 10:18|| 2020-08-11 10:18|| Front Page Top

#17 I expect a little arson and blame conservatives and Cops for not responding or blaming the owners for the arson.