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2021-12-10 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Time Magazine Names Simone Biles as 'Athlete of the Year' for Withdrawing from 2020 Olympics

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Posted by Fred 2021-12-10 00:00|| || Front Page|| [9 views ] Top

#1 Withdrawing, she's jock of the year...
And next year as well -- never fear!
"I'll compete with great keenness,
Replete with a penis,
Pull out, shed a tear, and turn queer."
"Any plans for a threepeat, Ms.Biles?"
"Honey, you wouldn't believe me if I told ya."

Posted by Unavimp Chusogum4170 2021-12-10 00:46|| 2021-12-10 00:46|| Front Page Top

#2
TIME Mag. long ago went Bat $hit crazy.

Her 32 Olympic and World Championship medals ties her for being the most decorated gymnast in the world. THAT deserves acknowledgement. To me ANY Olympic medal is worthy fame and NOT a Lesser Medal. An she has 7 of them.

Remember: Biles was one several that testified before the Senate Judiciary Committee regarding the FBI's Mis-handling of sexual abuse claims against former USA Gymnastics team doctor Larry Nassar.

Posted by NN2N1 2021-12-10 06:41|| 2021-12-10 06:41|| Front Page Top

#3 TIME? That's still a thing?

Posted by Mercutio 2021-12-10 08:39|| 2021-12-10 08:39|| Front Page Top

#4 yeas Time is like CNN, only places you will see them are doctors offices or airports.

Posted by Chris 2021-12-10 11:37|| 2021-12-10 11:37|| Front Page Top

#5 Ms Biles has been seeing a professional football player, so that p3nis thing doesn’t seem likely.

Posted by trailing wife 2021-12-10 11:55|| 2021-12-10 11:55|| Front Page Top

#6 A gymnast that didn't compete awarded a prize by a magazine nobody reads. There's some simulated coverage there.

Posted by ed in texas 2021-12-10 15:56|| 2021-12-10 15:56|| Front Page Top

#7 Hillary came in second place… again

Posted by Airandee 2021-12-10 18:15|| 2021-12-10 18:15|| Front Page Top

#8 Our weekly shopper coupon dump weighs more than Time.

Posted by Anomalous Sources 2021-12-10 22:22|| 2021-12-10 22:22|| Front Page Top

#9 tw, sorry. Like Time, probably, the last thing on my mind was the real SB, for whom I wish only good things.

Posted by Unavimp Chusogum4170 2021-12-10 23:17|| 2021-12-10 23:17|| Front Page Top

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