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2022-01-18 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Gators Fouled by Diesel Spill Get a Scrubbing, Teeth Cleaned

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Posted by Fred 2022-01-18 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11130 views ] Top

#1 I'm trying to imagine the want ads for this job......

Posted by Mercutio 2022-01-18 08:53|| 2022-01-18 08:53|| Front Page Top

#2 I hear they have an opening...

Posted by Bobby 2022-01-18 08:58|| 2022-01-18 08:58|| Front Page Top

#3 Am told they hire Aussies from Darwin

Posted by Merrick Ferret 2022-01-18 08:59|| 2022-01-18 08:59|| Front Page Top

#4 I hear they have an opening...

Just bit parts.

Posted by Skidmark 2022-01-18 10:02|| 2022-01-18 10:02|| Front Page Top

#5 ^ on kinda of roll, today, eh, Skid?

Posted by Mercutio 2022-01-18 10:18|| 2022-01-18 10:18|| Front Page Top

#6 You know the gator farm I visited long time ago swore that Lemon Fresh Joy was the cat's meow for scrubbing gators. He even had a nice framed letter from them declining the offer for doing a promotion. I guess they missed the boat for product placement!

Posted by Vinegar Spolusing6485 2022-01-18 13:07|| 2022-01-18 13:07|| Front Page Top

#7 One day around noon at Royal News
A gator browsed "books" to peruse,
When a poor orphan child
Shouted, "Yo, cocodrile!
Bro, I know where you got them fo' shoes!"

Posted by Hupush Stalin5889 2022-01-18 13:35|| 2022-01-18 13:35|| Front Page Top

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