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2022-02-03 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Woodrow 2022-02-03 00:00|| || Front Page|| [17 views ] Top

#1 Zoo monkey appears awestruck by visitor's simple magic trick

Posted by Skidmark 2022-02-03 01:25|| 2022-02-03 01:25|| Front Page Top

#2 Short answer they where in route to the CDC which is a USDA quartatine site. Believe me USDA doesn't have enough space at their port of entry sites to do this.For example most zoos are USDA certified for this.Which is the reason you shouldn't smuggle your cute little doggie into the zoo, They could have it offed for breaking USDA quarantine.

Posted by Vinegar Spolusing6485 2022-02-03 05:38|| 2022-02-03 05:38|| Front Page Top

#3 This was obviously a clandestine CIA operation to release specially trained non-human officers into the US for various false species ops.

Posted by Bubba Lover of the Faeries8843 2022-02-03 12:05|| 2022-02-03 12:05|| Front Page Top

#4 the pentagon is using them to keep troop levels up they bribe them with bananas for vaccine compliance!

Posted by Greng Black3494 2022-02-03 12:05|| 2022-02-03 12:05|| Front Page Top

#5 Being prepared for their debut as junior congresscritters after the November elections.

Posted by ed in texas 2022-02-03 14:23|| 2022-02-03 14:23|| Front Page Top

#6 'Gain of Function' volunteers?

Posted by Besoeker 2022-02-03 15:11|| 2022-02-03 15:11|| Front Page Top

#7 Its kind of like a timer...when we get down to 12 monkeys they lock us in cages and put trackers in our body.

Wait a second.

Posted by swksvolFF 2022-02-03 21:40|| 2022-02-03 21:40|| Front Page Top

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