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2022-03-12 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Woman blindfolded, stabbed date in revenge for Qasem Soleimani Assasination

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Posted by Penguin_of_the_Desert 2022-03-12 00:00|| || Front Page|| [21 views ] Top

#1
"Send 'im to the 'Dated-a-moslem-infirmary' quick!"

"Stat to ER! Doctor Abujani required in the DAMI..."

Posted by Dron66046 2022-03-12 03:01|| 2022-03-12 03:01|| Front Page Top

#2 She looks like a dude

Posted by Frank G 2022-03-12 08:36|| 2022-03-12 08:36|| Front Page Top

#3 these days it could be.

Posted by Chris 2022-03-12 09:48|| 2022-03-12 09:48|| Front Page Top

#4 the woman began to have sex with the man, and after she put a blindfold on him

Pro-Tip, fellow Swordsmen: while engaged, never allow Milady to deprive you of sight or free movement of your limbs

Posted by Hunter Bidens Laptop 2022-03-12 12:50|| 2022-03-12 12:50|| Front Page Top

#5 I guess she thought he assassinated that monkey.
Or maybe she blamed herself for the assassination and wanted to do time to make up for it.
Or maybe she wanted to freeload off the prison system and so waste US government money, as revenge for the assassination.
Or maybe he just came too soon.

Posted by Goober Choluque6459! 2022-03-12 14:26|| 2022-03-12 14:26|| Front Page Top

#6 She should shave the 'stashe before going out on a date.

Posted by Too Old To Work 2022-03-12 15:48|| 2022-03-12 15:48|| Front Page Top

#7 She's two days growth away from reconnecting that fabulous unibrow.

Posted by Regular joe 2022-03-12 17:19|| 2022-03-12 17:19|| Front Page Top

#8 The Daily Mail has photos and stuff. Before this brainstorm, she was a bright, beautiful, accomplished girl.

Posted by trailing wife 2022-03-12 18:58|| 2022-03-12 18:58|| Front Page Top

#9 Iranian cruise missiles strike US Consulate in Erbil.

Posted by US Under Attack 2022-03-12 19:23|| 2022-03-12 19:23|| Front Page Top

#10 https://m.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-701103

Posted by US Under Attack 2022-03-12 19:29|| 2022-03-12 19:29|| Front Page Top

#11 https://funker530.com/video/breaking-iranian-cruise-missiles-just-struck-us-consulate-in-erbil/

Posted by US Under Attack 2022-03-12 19:45|| 2022-03-12 19:45|| Front Page Top

#12 Iranian cruise missiles strike US Consulate in Erbil.

Noted with thanks, US Under Attack. I’ll cue that up as an article for tomorrow’s Burg, so check under Iraq on Page 1: WoT after the midnight rollover.

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Posted by trailing wife 2022-03-12 22:12|| 2022-03-12 22:12|| Front Page Top

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