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2022-06-11 -War on Police-

Michigan sheriff says deputies will respond to non-urgent calls over the phone due to gas prices

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Posted by Skidmark 2022-06-11 00:00|| || Front Page|| [6 views ] Top

#1 Caller - Hello 911, there is someone breaking into my garage.

911 - I'm sorry but all our deputies are busy right now.

(Follow up) Caller - I shot the man breaking into my garage.

Officer on the scene arresting the man breaking into the garage - Why did you say you shot the man?

Caller - why did you say you were too busy to come when I first called.

Posted by Procopius2k 2022-06-11 08:22|| 2022-06-11 08:22|| Front Page Top

#2 There will end up being a non-urgent phone number 912 installed throughout the nation. No one will use it. My lucky eight ball told me that.

Posted by Super Hose 2022-06-11 09:24|| 2022-06-11 09:24|| Front Page Top

#3 And lots of calls about McDonalds being out of Chicken McNuggets will still be made to 911.

Posted by M. Murcek 2022-06-11 09:33|| 2022-06-11 09:33|| Front Page Top

#4 You use 'Lucky 8 Ball' too? I use five of them. Two or more matches, I go with it.

Posted by Besoeker 2022-06-11 09:38|| 2022-06-11 09:38|| Front Page Top

#5 Ah, a Delphi practitioner!

Posted by Skidmark 2022-06-11 14:22|| 2022-06-11 14:22|| Front Page Top

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