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2022-08-03 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Nigerian Regional Security Outfit, Amotekun Arrests Teenager For Sleeping With Goat

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Posted by Fred 2022-08-03 00:00|| || Front Page|| [9 views ] Top

#1 "...So....how was it?"

"...Not ba-a-a-ad."

I'll go quietly.

Mike

Posted by MikeKozlowski 2022-08-03 06:58|| 2022-08-03 06:58|| Front Page Top

#2 I cannot help but wonder if the crime was sleeping with a goat, or sleeping with the *wrong* goat. Jealousy is a terrible thing.

Posted by SteveS 2022-08-03 09:19|| 2022-08-03 09:19|| Front Page Top

#3 "Better to sleep with an old hen than pullet"

Posted by Skidmark 2022-08-03 12:54|| 2022-08-03 12:54|| Front Page Top

#4 Sleeping with?

Oh... OH!

Posted by Dron66046 2022-08-03 13:00|| 2022-08-03 13:00|| Front Page Top

#5
I dated this beautiful capra.
We danced all evening to Sinatra,
and ended up sleeping together.
In the morning they came,
Waving guns, crying 'Shame!'
And us, at the end of our tether!

Posted by Dron66046 2022-08-03 13:09|| 2022-08-03 13:09|| Front Page Top

#6 sleeping is OK, diddling is not.

Posted by irish rage boys 2022-08-03 13:16|| 2022-08-03 13:16|| Front Page Top

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