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2022-08-03 Science & Technology

Keyboard warriors! Space Force admits its Guardians do NOT need to be as fit as the other five branches of the military and scraps annual fitness test in favor of wearing trackable monitors

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Posted by Skidmark 2022-08-03 00:00|| || Front Page|| [8 views ] Top

#1 Even I could do chin ups in zero gravity.

Posted by Classer 2022-08-03 03:51|| 2022-08-03 03:51|| Front Page Top

#2 ...trackable monitor

Trackable monitor? What's that? I think I'll Google it and find out. Oh wait....

Posted by Besoeker 2022-08-03 04:02|| 2022-08-03 04:02|| Front Page Top

#3 I for one welcome our flabby new all-seeing, all-hearing, rod and ray dispensing, AI-manipulated meatpuppets!

Posted by Shuck Wittlesbach6872 2022-08-03 04:58|| 2022-08-03 04:58|| Front Page Top

#4 Shit. We'll probably never have Space Marines now.

Posted by Dron66046 2022-08-03 06:32|| 2022-08-03 06:32|| Front Page Top

#5 ...that will instill shock and awe.

Posted by Procopius2k 2022-08-03 07:48|| 2022-08-03 07:48|| Front Page Top

#6 Are these the trackable monitors which have been giving away secret locations?

Even the shit-pulp writer Cline recognizes the importance of PT in a virtual world.

Posted by swksvolFF 2022-08-03 11:55|| 2022-08-03 11:55|| Front Page Top

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