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2023-02-15 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Armed Florida man has boxer, cell phone, mobility malfunction, fails at rape attempt

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Posted by Besoeker 2023-02-15 01:21|| || Front Page|| [6 views ] Top

#1 imprisonment, sexual battery, petit theft, possession of a firearm

Is this for like stealing that fancy confectionery at snooty parties?

Posted by Dron66046 2023-02-15 04:09|| 2023-02-15 04:09|| Front Page Top

#2 Camping without a firearm?
Never heard of it.

Some Deeper details of the incident having me betting the woman right now is thinking her boyfriends' testosterone levels are lower than hers.

Posted by NN2N1 2023-02-15 06:20|| 2023-02-15 06:20|| Front Page Top

#3 If I escape from kidnapping and attempted sexual assault at gun point, packing up my camping gear would be a low priority. Also if my attacker trips and falls down with his trousers around his ankles, I would make a credible effort to put him in the concussion protocol. I guess people are different and the gene pool has some room for people with no survival sense at this point in our civilization. That said this couple should probably cease camping in Florida unless they are making a blanket tent in their living room.

Posted by Super Hose 2023-02-15 08:09|| 2023-02-15 08:09|| Front Page Top

#4 A guy in his underwear who just tripped and fell seems like a good target for an ass kicking contest.

Posted by EMS Artifact 2023-02-15 08:48|| 2023-02-15 08:48|| Front Page Top

#5 What Super Hose said.

Posted by Dron66046 2023-02-15 09:34|| 2023-02-15 09:34|| Front Page Top

#6 They don’t call them millennials for nothing

And I agree the boyfriend is a bit pathetic in his defense of his girlfriend

Posted by Sock Puppet of Doom 2023-02-15 16:14|| 2023-02-15 16:14|| Front Page Top

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